Friday, April 1, 2011

laziness as an evolutionary trait

thats the troof btws.  If u didnt know, u shoudl realize cuz the world would be better off if everyone jsut decided to relax a little & work a little less (thus allowing others to get some work and hang outs wit them all).  If we develop a trait of laziness that becomes dominant in the massive gene pool then we will be able to slow down population growth and not having to kill peeps off  thereby maintain some unsustainable resources, and b more easily satisfied with our banal existences. all we gotta do is b lazy and not do stuff so much (like driving and eating and procreating and businessing and sporting and other such energy expending tasks).



When im not being lazy i gotta go to some auction house and work for free and shit cuz im dumb.  The other day while we were sellin mad books and shit, i had to watch over our stash and some dood came up and wanted to see the jfk material (shoutout to my wylin boss who gots an interview on channel 6 bout that shit yesterday, woooo!?!?!).  Dood would not stop ravin about how depressin it was that two guys got killed for no reason (jfk and oswald).  I indulged his ramblings and let him verbally jizz in my ear for about an hour on how the cias a bitch and all, because well u gots to entertain the customer i guess.  But anyways the whole time i couldnt help but think, whats this dood trying to achieve by buying all of jfks pens and shit.  Like is he making a shrine where he can reincarnate the guy and he can save us from the evil obamicator?  i dont knows i feel liek with all the time this dood has spent on conspiracy theorizing hes got to have realized that all those politic shits are just distractions in order to make us public feel connected, therefore the best use of his money would be to rebel/ buy drugs/ get completely disconnected from everything.



btws not advocating doing drugs, stuffs mad bads for u! ( just fake it and piss off ur fam and the law)

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