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PARTY PARTY PARTY pvt. chogch's burfdey

jesus is the reason for the season.

having beef with the extended fam leads to going out for indian on christmas eve. every jewish family or broken home divorce fam in the county was there too. christmas is weird, it kind of feels like too big of a deal is made over presents and shit. lexus ads with a fucking gs wrapped in a bow creep me out, like christmas is an epic occaision to buy shit. and anyone who talks about the joy of giving is full of shit, there is a proven ratio between amount of effort put into a gift, and how little it will be appreciated relative to that effort.

MiDniGht MASS... hysteria

MAN am i psyched... not for self-indulgent present giving and the ruse of xmas cheer spurred on by greed, ugliness, and hopeless lives filled with false spirituality... but instead for midnight mass

The National Shrine of Our Lady of Czestochowa is the spot (DToWn). At all times you will find some sparkling young biddies in their LBDs ready to whip u something good if u step outta line, and on xmas eve an even bigger party gets started.

People flock to this joint at 12 oclock (like i will be doing tonite) in order to sing, kiss eachother, drink blood, listen to european techno (honestly thats what a polish homily sounds like), and praise the BlaCk MAdonNa. Fuck yeah we got a black one. Just goes to show the polish know whats good and can throw a party like the best of em.

im prob gonna hit up the cemetery before hand, knock a couple back and get my blessin on...

try sleeping with a broken heart

IM tots bored right now blogging from the bath. should i huff the spray paint that is in the bathroom? this song is too good.

sports bars are the funnest places everz. theres all these nerds from high school, and people who care way too much about the giants. i wish i knew of any dive bars, but unfortunately best buy had this special rebate for bar owners (publicans) on flat screen tvs. if you bought 20 or more you got like a million %%%% off, kinda crazy. now every bar has like 400>9 tvs all with college basketball or the giants, neither of which i give a fuck about. I wish all the people except my friends would leave and we could watch south park, or maybe a movie on hbo. im not sure if bars have a discount on hbo.

Half ur bAlls = HAlf a MAn

So i was thinking... it was prob cuz of brits def that i began to think (life is so temporal RIPPPPP my blondebomb of lips and overacting)... that if i lost one of my balls i would lose half my soul.

What are you with one ball except halfway to becoming a eunuch
I dont ever wanna be a eunuch they are neither man nor woman but only slaves to humanity...

I was told of a viking that only had one ball... Many people think vikings are weathered, brawny men but unfortunately the woman having sex with this man found it hard (yeah she did) and uncomfortable and like having sex with a woman ... because he only had one ball... not two

This guys a Eunuch and he prob is really sad about brit murfs def ... rough life

pURpPle PteRr0DacKtyIles

Crushing ski city all day yestersday and today. On Thursday i stormed fort. Ti(conderoga) literally. hiked to it mad coldness and shit. then i had ot wait in this little shitcabin because whateevr. i learned that public transport is only to be used in new york city or by people who dont have cars. if you have a car there is no reason to ever use public transport. amtrak is guaranteed to be inefficient and shitty and frustrating. its a fucking joke, the fort ti station needs to get somehting like heat, or a vending machine or anything. i love upstate but sometimes desolation status is just too much for me. there is nothing around but poverty and coldness

ReAl TAlk

Everybody tries to real talk... some people are more successful than others...
-when a nerd real talks it proves what a big nerd she is,
    it just sounds like whining and complaining and bitch talk... not real talk
-when i real talk i real talk about real talk not real life...
    nerds dont understand that real talk is more real than real life
    nothing in real life matters especially not your silly math and science books loser (if i got the chance and
   was walking behind u, and you were carrying a bunch of books in ur arms, like BLAM, id smack dat shit   
   and theyd be splayed out all over the floor


dat asshole is distracting all those chillers trying to have a drink... what a fuckin nerd

that looks like a place i really dont want to be

theres an obese retarded guy and his brother who is really messed up.

or else you whorres would have seen my pen15

Screenshots from this ill horror b movie that cooper is watching. its called faces of deathpipez volume XXXVII

Gossip girl review a little late

at this point i am completely confused between the OC and gossip girl. Serena and marissa are the exact same character. (hotness aside) Theyre both the slightly more aloof, blonde one, who has all kinds of fucked up family problems, and responds by making all of the worst decisions in the world. seriously like in writing this show they must come up with a situation, then have serena/marissa do whatever the most self destructive and stupid thing is. Summer/blair has her own problems, but they are always ignorant shit, like being the boss of the high school, not like marissa/serena whose problems include forbiddden romance, drink/drugs, car crashes, etc. I'm tots down with the playing of pop-rap/rnb on gossipgurlcity.org. (anyone remember the OC with TI performing bring em out?)

Chuck Bass was kind of a vag, lets hope that doesnt happen again.

phiggyour itt owwt four yorecelph

the "young bloods" be growing up and shit
gawd gawd
yoo so kraszie
all respawnsibyl
its WEIRD
see each other once a week
weeyerd
such bullshyt
sewwwww weeeeyyeerrdd
phuq1
scuse me
i think i broke my ankle
howwwe
my friend was being mega silly
oh jeeez
and smushed my ankle into a bar thing
its veddy veddy black and blue
that doesnt sound silly it sounds violnt
and swollenpipez
"my friend was being silly and smashed me with a golf club"
and swollenpipez

who woulda guessed it... miley's a sLutTt

OH No everyone's fav, crossover, superstar, (seriously) guilty pleasure has been tainted by the mark of the devil. Let me just use this moment of mourning to expound upon the awful parenting that papa mullet has done. He has allowed his little nugget of gold and semen be mined (and likely drilled) thus making a lot of money so that he doesnt have to make country christian crap anymore... which now that i think about it makes miley something of an angel, or at least until she got stamped under the titty. Billy Gay was only popular cause he brilliantly rhymed achy with breaky and had a terrible stylist. And let me also note that there was likely some foul play involved if a seventeen year old can get a tattoo under her titty... shit probably old man billy willy daughterfucker held up her tit while she got it done.

also check out the creepster scoping out some scandalous seventeen year old booty.

CRACK

PURE HEAT

KILLA SEASON MEeTS HOUSeGUEST

If this is serious and CAm is making a bad houseguest themed comedy, i am thrilled.Cam is easily the funniest person in the music business, and way funnier than most people in entertainment. WHat he really deserves is for some [good] filmmaker(and/or tv comedy person) to get on his dick (in the way tarantino/jarmusch have slobbered on rza's dick [no homo])Being largely ignorant, i don't know who is good enough at comedy to work with cam, but i could see a larry david colaboration.(like i give a fuck how colaboration is spelled) I suppose it would be diff. because cam wouldnt be doing the music he would be writing, but whatev he is good at words.

Footage of Tiger and his [fueg] wife fighting.

XXXcluSIvez

g0sSiP GirLL

After the crushing disappointment of last week no NEw EpSIODE! I was 0mega PumPed for this week. The set up for the pivotal dinner was absurd. WHy would soooso many rich and powerful and/or famous people who are all beautiful have nothing to do. the fact that it is thanksgiving is irrelevant. The dinner itself was a monstrosity. the only people who came out of it not looking like douschbaAAGS were 1. Rufus: such a nice guy. 2. CHuck Bass: Nietzschean overman. 3. Serenas hot mom's mother (not as hot as her[serena's] mom) 4. Kind of Blair and her mother: it is weird how blair waldorf's drama is so meaningless.

talking points: serena, slute, totally. mayor or whatevr, creep, nerd. nate, weak ass bitch got punked out by a nerd. vanessas's mom, lame character, pointless.

Amazing r0mance between UNattractIVe foreign servants (russian or somehting, should have g0tten a hot one ) *servants in uniform in a private house is so absurd, that for a minute i thought they had slaves.