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u ever get mad pissed when mad bologna people ruin ur order at a sub par deli... yeahhh I'm goin there

u ever met a dude that spells quesadilla casidia

u ever heard of it requiring 30 minutes of labor and four hippy dippy bologna people to produce a single buttered roll

u ever get forced into goin to the same crappy store every single weekend morning cause a tiny town wants to remain cutesy and not build an entirely useful gas station ... Theres a GOd dAmNNN sushi restaurant but no FuCKKin gas station!

I have... so feel bad for me


(just leave the fuckin door wide open why dont ya, at least that way u dont have to turn ur useless sign on... btws its not a special if u can order it everyday)

ps that child is a changeling and in my beautiful world of doubt and denial, sex between those two pathetic apathetic bologna hippies never happened

im FRESH IM FLYY im soo DAMN HIIIGHH

HEAAAATTT

cpCPcpCPcpCP

aRigHT aRiGht i was roCKkin on the Saww miLLL and now i have SIX new options next up is volvo saab or audi i think... but rlly rlly>>/? how nice is the joelll ortiz freestyle? home depot off northern blvd.??? mickey deez and some filet o fish off the BQE???

EPIC BEARD MAN REVISITED

epic beard man spits mad knowledge. im not sure if he was even more dominant as a young gunner, or did he enhance his power with age. he reminds me of gandalf, being both old and wise but also insanely powerful. ian mckellan might have enhanced his gandalf by studying with epic beard man.

if i said epic beard man was my father... would you believe me?
The truth is dat dude has children everywhere in oakland, woman cant keep his dick out of their snatches... serioulsy though if he wants it in there its goin in and when he cums bitches stomachs explode

YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT MAAAANNN!

BALLGAME OVER! massive fisticuffs on a bus, PUBlIc tRaNsit, its the Fuxxen WorST tHinG EvaRR.

*&*PUssYStorRRRM*&*

3 to 8 inches is not alot of inches...
... i bet nina sky knows about alot of inches
... i bet i could give nina sky alot of inches
... maybe even a foot
(im talkin about my erect penis)
(because they are really ... really... hot)

nicole, natalie, which one to pursue. I lie awake at night praying that this conundrum may become my biggest concern and that i might solve it by gettin two rings and therefore gettin two wifeys that are hot id twins i could swap in and out when either was on the rag, preggers or general bitchiness.
But in all honestly why is the whole world not in love with these puerto rican princesses
major lazer gets it
i get it
and soon nina sky are gonna get it... reallll good

~~*&@)LIVEStockKUNST!>!?#^~~

no its not woodstock and no i dont care about those hippies and their retarded entartete shitstorm.
its livestock and i care about the animals.

They are big beautiful and full of historic value, aka weird as shit and expensive for no reason.
This is a picture of a massive fuckin cow... and some dude starin in bewilderment at the size of this massive fuckin cow.
Now if i had a cow this fuckin big i would be psyched, but then again i would also be frightened as a mothafucker.
Either English farmers were way ahead of the curve and pumpin their merchandise with a larger daily dosage of drugs than even weezy and mcgwire took combined, or somebody is usin a little artistic liscence to embellish their subjects girth

i wonder if farmers would tease one another for having small cows and oxs. And the one with the biggest animal gets the hottest wifey and then the one wiht a tiny animal slams the ugly wifey but shes actually really sweet and always reminds him that its not the size of ur ox but how u use it.

if i had a ram this big i dont even know what i would do with it
...probably probably make my bitch eat it

retarded shit

even though this is the work of people who are seriously faking it, the perspective is so bizarre that its kind of epic. its like south african hipsters laughing at south african rednecks, but with weird shitty rap and super hip costumes. idk. I wonder if allen iverson inspired them for the name. maybe? i wonder if allen iverson enters south african hipster's frame of reference.

also note the batista shirt. woooo! wrasslin!

[russian] chatroulette

chat roulette is the most serious thing ever. there was like 8700 people on and low and behold who should i see but some bros doing the same thing. the crazy thing was that these bros were beknownst to us. coming across the one other group of people you know out of like 9000 is kind of crazy, we definitely would have had crazy odds.THIS IS WHERE THE MAGIC happened. If everything you encounter you set out to defeat and/or dominate, then the internet is done. basicly have little else to gain at this point, kinda wondering how much more the internet can do for me. the internet is no stale and redundant. (kinda tru, hasnt changed since 9th grade phone doesnt count.)