A Sidenote on brain power and EleCTrolytes. (not troglodytes)

So for any of u heathens that didnt graduate from the uber pretention that is college.  I'm gonna give u a chemistry lesson.  DRINK GATORADE.  Its good for u fo realz.

ok so its got mad good colors.  Its got wide mouths so u can drink lots of gulps without breathing (no sense waisting breath when u tryin to get all engerized and healthy and what not).  And above all its got ELEXOFLEXOTIGHTLYTES... thats short for electrolytes. 

an electrolyte is any substance containing free ions that make the substance electrically conductive.
aka its a chemical that makes u electric.

Fuck yeah

For forty years ive been thinkin damn im so good at soccer... wait every single god damn sport. why am i so good at sports... wait every single god damn physical activity i participate in... wait, shit im even good at thinkin.

and now i know what the deal is, im electric. Im like a fuckin lightning bolt. I can light up ur night baby. i can burn u to a crisp shit, i can even split a tree which sways back and forth at the edge of a cliff very dramatically with only my bare hand and its all cuz i drink gatorade. (fuck i hope they hire me as their spokesman)



hmmm the logo seems to suggest gatorade might have been keen to this whole lightning metaphor.

p.s. if u know what a troglodyte is, ur a nerd

the cult of academia

academics is no different than any other ignorance_preying_upon, shockingly well funded special interest group, like organized religions. academia and organized religion's opposition to one another probably stems from the fact that they are competing for the wallets of the general public. watching a college graduation ceremony, with its elaborate ritual, stupid costumes, enormous running time and tedious speakers, can only be compared to attending a religious service. academics pray to numerous idols: plato, descartes, sontag, etc. basically substituting the life advice of dead pretentious pricks for the life advice of an all powerful made-up being(s). only in church and court can mind numbing procedural rhetoric like that of the college graduation be found. (people usually begrudge the money they pay to support the court [via TAXES] but for some reason are all too happy to waste their money on education and whateevr the fuck you get out of church.) possibly the greatest fucking hoax being pulled on the american public right now is the myth of education. what the fuck does anyone learn in college? i suppose if you go for a reason (pre-med, shit like that) you good, but what about things like "business" or "marketing" or any kind of liberal arts degree. like what the fuck are you going to learn that you wouldnt learn by specific training in a certain field a la trade school. and besides, why should everyone get educated? most people arent smart enough. i suppose the true "intellectuals" chillin at their bougie liberal arts schools frown upon the kind of shitty, ignorant, high-school part 2.0 education people get at most kinds of schools, but the pretentious education is still worthless. i think it was the eminently boring margaret atwood who said that women used to be educated only to make interesting conversation. well that is as good a reason as any, and if someone learns how to make interesting conversation god bless, because most educated people fail at that too. what people gain is an indoctrination into one world-view, which is some bullshit laden with "progressive" shit (feminism and what have u) and a deep seated fear and dislike (sometimes tempered by condescension and arrogance) towards the uneducated and less educated.

His holiness archibishop DUmbledore-of-Annandale, recieving a magical ESPN communication from famous dead intellectual PLAT-0

R U BORED YET? SHOULD I SAY SOME LESS MEANINGFUL STUFF, OR MAYBE USE LESS INFLECTION?



if you are stupid enough to believe that a college education makes you a better person, you are probably stupid enough to believe that the pope can talk to god.

decadence

its wack. motherfuckers who want all kinds of crazy shit in their houses like why? oh i need central vacuum, and if im going to have a finished basement i cant just have a soffit i need the poor plumber to drill infinity fucking holes through LVLs and shit. like motherfucker be happy you dont live under a bridge. i was going to the depot in portchester and i scoped a fucking homeless cave some hobo had made under fucking I-95. that shit must suck dick, living under busy ass highway. but you mrs.spoiledhousewife you need all manner of radiant heat and other such tedious/difficult shit.

get a fuxxxin soffit u bougie cocksucker. dont make me break my life and fill my eyes with sawdust trying to drill 99999999 holes for your ignorant shit.
the only good thing about all this shit has been buttered rolls. im actually starting to kinda like cofffeee less, but maybe because i feel shitty and the weather sucks and usually im just unpleasant feeling anyway.

another comfort is getting sandiwches on wedges, if im that hungry which (today eggplant parm i was) i violently hate all other names for the long kind of sandwich instead of a roll. it also makes people sound like bougie herbs when they say some shit like "hard roll" mOTHERFUCKER that shit is a roll get it straight. "can i have the brie, foi gras, arugala on a hard roll" fucking FREAKK.

girlS GiRls giRLZ

j-block has is beyond being just jenny from the block. i knew she was from brooklyn, but i didnt know she grew up with mike tyson and MOP in brownsville. basicly after that calculated move on billy "b-balds" aka "dr. v-woods" baldwin, whereby she merked him out, she is now the most evil and/or calculating. chuck bass used his billybadassery to re-woo blair waldorf [salad] it was mad cute. it's mad tight how josh schwartz recylced the drama of marissa's little sister from the OC, except here marissa is known as serena and the sister, whose name i have forgotten is now known as J-MURDER aka J-BLOCK aka Jenny the Bull aka J-GLOCKK. j-murder's bro bro is now trying to slam up on serena v-woodsey, TOTS going behind his boy nate's back. its ok because dan ws probably never accepted by nate and co. due to his impoverished indie rock upbringing in brooklyn, the universally accepted home of all things alternative and/or indie. indie-dad is bbback in business having had his RUFLESSS daughter murder his rival for his slute MILF wife's affectionzz.

CANT TALK NOW GOT TO GO KILL OFF A POINTLESS CHARACTER ON A TV SHOW!!!

NO GOSSIP RIGHT NOW, SOMEBODY JUST DIED

Frank Frazetta, ur name does look cooler with only one z im glad u changed it.
u r a master of the hot fantasy chick illustrations and prob one of my favs. Mindset predecessor doesnt describe ur awesomeness... u are the ubermensch and know how to live a life of perfection. U played mad baseball, painted and chilled a bunch and then u married one of ur sexy nudie models (good call with checkin out the goods before hand)
Ur paintings are hot and cool as fuck
... I have never bated to ur paintings but im sure many of lonely nerds have and im sure they are very thankful.



p.s. he got a stroke and lost control of the right part of his body so he started painting lefthanded ... what a fuckin champ

scene/guidette is the new hip ( i wish)

there was a beautiful time in the early to mid 2000s when a large segment of the female population became all scene'd out. there was heavy eyeliner, straightened hair with funny bangs, bright colors and shit, i dont even know. that shit was fine, but when it rubbed off on all the jr. jerseyshoar_status slutes of high school it was fueg. i dont even know if the subgenre; "scene-influenced guidette" existed outside of my frame_of_reference_area at the time, but it is probably the single most attractive way for girls to present themselves. myspace pictures were the hotfire way to take care of business. i am more than a little bit down with the slutty mirror pic (w/ friend), and the emo_status picture taken solo from above. myspace back in the day>>>>>>facebook ever. the little embed thing you could get to play music before they even had the music player, that shit was sick. but anyway. some of the more scene'd out people even had like clever minimalist layouts (wayyy too much html knowledge i realize in hindsight) The scene/guidette combo often was a nextel gangster too, with a crispy i860 or way back i730 or i95 (HOUSING). nextel gangster mixed up with myspace gangster and general mall hotfire fashion sensibilities. a beautiful time for america. i cannot believe how far we have fallen in our lifestyle situations as a country {generation?} maybe my current frame_of_reference_area was never so slammin.

i wanted to go on myspace to find pictures but everyones myspces r all gone nd i had to use google image search

also realizing that those pictures are from high school, when people were underage. probably not going to try too hard to find more of those.

all i do is win

this shit is ruthless. wrong place, wrong time, not taking car of business. but lyke why even bother? dont want to deal with the unpleasantness any longer, but cannot finish the fucking thing entirely either. its the end of this exhaustive ordeal is a not going smoothly whatsoever. bad deaaall baadd deaaalll

i tots wish i had my shit together as good as this bespectacled goonie does.

FIBERGLASSS

dont worry about it. just be happy its not all over you and making it so that you cant sleep.

more mindset predecessors have come to light: andy and mr. wonderland aka JDB [sr.]

OHH MYYY GOSSSIPPPPPP!!!!!

a venti OMG (thanks starbucks commercial) its fuckin monday and live bloggin
after my gossip girl hangover the cause actually is the best cure ... yeah chuck highclass bass does mad yayo....and hates pancakes
so nate plays lax ... big loser... nyu is beneath blairface... and billy baldwin slaughters chickens.
... and is moving in below x-wifey and indie dad... wtff gossip girl how about group sex girl.
whoooaaaa gay indie kid is real talkin the shit outta baldwin and just dropped the suicide attempt ... he sees through the baldwin's shiny veneer and knows hes a creeper man
the problemless people (ethnic and plaid shirt) be so boring with their lackluster relationship, may be kaputts but who even gives a crap, real problem - how is gossip girl gonna kill them off???
jblock gets fucked by gossip girl, serena and blairface ... my goodness that is sexy
but nate real talks her... nate ur my knight in shining armor! (pause) but sometimes u just gotta shut the fuck up like when u smack talk bass
... whoa gossip girl blast, blaire is a poser...
... and baldwin aint movin in cuz indie dad dont let u fuck around no more
- ok so soiree for the baldwin boy at a church? and serena love him sooo much and sucks up on his designated daddy dick (Triple D, okay)... wait blair just got into columbia that makes no sense, ohhh chuck applied months ago? coppppppp outttttt.
"seems like one doctor without borders needs a few boundaries" - fuck yeah gossip girl u nailed it, baldwin needs to get the fuck out of indie dads pussy.
-jenni goes back to brooklyn after indie dad finds out she gave a girl a yeast infection... but seriously thats exactly what went down
and now jblock got smack on baldwin and lily and fake cancer. and guess whos gonna help her bring billy badass down... CHUCK MOTHERFUCKIN BASS

my heart is going to give out// U a HERB

literally, which is literally my fav word of the week. but for realz im done with all the fun i have been having. NO MORE FUN EVER. fucking fun will be the death of me, shit just wont stop. i think im going to have to get a job or wuteva to occupy my time. chillllin wit tha broz is a completely retarded way to live. of my life i probably spend 65% or more hangin with tha homeboys, and like 30% sleeping, and 5% on serious shit. my kids will be encouraged to be studious nerds, thereby preserving their health forever. nerds are also more likely to attend prestigiious school and make more money. by doing whats right for my kids i will doom them to a lifetime of WOW, folk music, earthtones, an incredibly serious and unfunny demeanor, talking about their bowl, playing music,  the democratic party, slow, boring pretentious movies, and other things nerds like.