How Much Oil is 1 stick butter?

trying to make baloney brownies is hard stuff. u have to do so much thinking and shit, using the internet. how many sticks of butter is half a cup of butter? then how much baloney goes in per butter stick. or 1/3 oil cups? gaawwwd, who can rlly figure all that out?

alex jones is bfflzz w/ charlie sheen.

LEAVE GADDAFI ALONE!!!

Why doesn't anyone feel bad for gaddafi? He's just a guy who has a country, and now some asshole have tried to fuck up his country. i have respect for qaddafi. the other fuckers in egypt, tunisia, etc. just rolled over and gave in to a few douschebag college kids in a public park. qaddafi thought about his options, realized that he would not be bested by some twitter and fucking turned on the fire hoses. now everyone is tight like "qaddafi is fighting the rebels" as if any government would allow some douschbags to try and overthrow it violently, without some manner of fight.

YEAH BUDDY!

You can tell that gadafi isnt probably as bad as he is made out to be, because of how hard certain publications and media outlets call for his removal. the biases of the US media are so evident, that when they espouse one opinion, you can be certain the other is true.
Gaddafi's greatest crime is that he is a crook enriching himself at the expense of his constituents. this makes him as bad as every single other politician in the entire world.
Gaddafi wears outrageous clothing, however other publications have already addressed this.

substitute gaddafi for britney in his monologue. it is basically the same thing.

another game show post

... wouldnt that be depressin if it were true. If the only things i payed attention to/cared about were game shows during a period of time when all humans should be mourning. I think one could argue that the japanese have evolved to a state surpassing mortal man, such that we should treat them as even more sacred than Americans. I mean i wouldnt cuz thatd be mad racist or soemthin... so instead im gonna discuss game shows.

and my personal pleasures and disgusts.

was watchin that show that use to have that old orange guy and now has that guy that use to be fat... oh yeah, price is right, and was surprised to realize that there were no old people. Concerning for a variety of reasons. 1 - are old people dying, well yeah duh, but like is some soylent green shit goin down, are we killin off the old peeps and processing them into a bountiful food source for all of us more important less ugly young people? 2 - are kids buyin all the tickets online before the old people figure out that their comp aint brok3 its just got a screen saver. 3 - are kids so bored and out of works that they think they can just furnish their new bk apt. by wildin out on price is right. 4 - not really related but have u seen bob barker on that car insurance commercial, i think hes dead, really only a taxidermist could make a human look so much like a plastic orange howler monkey. (would be kinda cool if he turned into a crazy cool monkey before/after death as a real rebellious act of defiance for animal rights)



(RIP BOB)

in reality kinda concerned about kids these days, all lazy and boring and shit, they should get jobs... nah fuck that, thats almost as bad as tellin em to go to college. What they really need to get are some personalities, interests, maybe opinions...


i like it

http://kathack.com/
i really like it


i really really like it


i dislike it


i really dislike it


I realy really dislike it

Jeopardy meets JuGgALos

Could u really ever imagine such a thing? Jeopardy tends to separate itself from the more deplorable parts of society.  BUt tonite in a double jeopardy 2000 dollar clown-themed question.  they asked the name of the band (with identifying picture) whose followers were known as juggalos.

A stupefying question for sure... but perhaps most shocking about it was that the dude in the lead (who is a boss and has been while maintaining an impressive amount of confidence and composure) said with a grimace... insane clown posse...

dude was sooo disappointed in jeopardy and so disappointed that he just revealed to the world that he knew who icp and the juggalos were.

Think it had to be some practical joke the writers of jeopardy were playing on they who think they are gods.

I mean what self-respecting show would really want to have an image of these fools (in the truest sense of the word) displayed on their program

shaggy 2 dope & Violent J (note: i do not know their names, carlos who majors in horticulture and chills wit hicks all day knows their names)

aint no fun if the homies cant get none (or you are dead)

Nate Dogg died, which came as no surprise to me, because i had heard he was all fucked up and sickly and on the verge of death like 2 yrs ago. this just follows the general theme of the rap music world right now. if someone really hates themself they should listen to cipha sounds and rosenberg on hot 97. they are complete shit. occasionally one of those 2 can be funny, but they have this awful girl sidekick called k. foxx. she exists just to toe the music industry line. she never has a negative word about any new music, she is just like a black miss info. miss info is the worst. sure she has all kinds of exclusives probably from s-ing on the collective dicks of the dipsets ad nauseum for yrs. she is supposed to be some kind of journalist, yet she comes off as a shit cheerleader for major label rap music. then if someone does something bad like beat up rihanna then she has some trite moralism in keeping with general lamestream sensibilities. and nate dogg died but the morning show couldn't even play a whole song (they should have only played his songs) they played like a shitty 30 second medley. and rosenberg goes [awkwardly] "he had so many good songs", or some shit like that. i suppose drake and nicki minaj's overlords pay the radio station to play their songs, bedamned if a seminal rap figure died. does being on the radio/ a blogger make you a "journalist"? are journalists held to any kind of standards? if they desperately seek exclusive songs and whatnot, in return for non-stop glowing press about said songs are they just a piece of shit responsible for how bad music is?

so you wanna be hardcore

with your hat to the back talking bout the gats in your raps.
today 14 yrs ago the greatest rapper (and most likely songwriter) in the history of pop music died. RIP to the late, great christopher wallace

Defamation of the Last True Artform

I should take it for granted that every livign being has seen the benny benassi video. It is the first thing on utube after typing in satisfaction and has over 4.3 million views. Due to its popularity the four women:  Jerri Byrne, Thekla Roth, Natasha Mealey and Lena Frank have become households names.  The video is as iconic as Warhol's marilyn monroes, not to mention as equally bright and sexy/stylish.

But just in case u forgot hear it is:


and its sexy sister:


After being sent the granny version of Satisfaction today by an incredibly tech savvy artist of incomparable talents, i watched the video and was aghast. I felt like coolio after Weird Al ruined his career.

Sexy women videos have been around since the origin of filmmaking. If one wants to capture something beautiful, the best choice is inevitably the most beautiful thing in existence, the female form. Artists spend years upon years contemplating the female body in order to undestand its perfection. So when one crew of cinematographer, director, makeup artist, costumer, lightng tech, and choreographer devise a way to display the female form on video in a state of beauty never captured before, it is nothing less than earthshattering. It is a piece to contemplate and cherish for many years, until its brilliance is undercut by utter blasphemy. Aging is not something to take lightly, it is the sorry plight that will constantly bring every man closer to death and away from the virility of youth. The human body ages like a flower withers, which undeniably is a generic symbol of grief, sadness, loneliness and death. The wonderful things that satisfaction once symbolized are now forgotten amidst foolishly naive comedic efforts that are in fact devastating reminders of the mortality of humanity and that death lingers.

I Like IT!

luvz it when i get nagged at (pseudo intervention) for smelling like booze at my cousins birthday party...

ssoooo sickkkk

moms are sooo effin chill

i got u alexis dziena

i believe the awesomeness of this movie was already discussed with loads of enthusiasm
but looking at this shot reminds me of the subtlety brilliant cinematography in the film... perhaps though a little more effort could be put into the costumes...

alexis def could benefit from a little bit of this

the left lane is for passing

usually when i am driving to work shit is fine, but in the afternoon, all of the old people and other kinds of people who should not be allowed to drive, come out to make my drive home shitty. like when a road goes from 2 lanes to 1, some asshole guns it out of the light, then once you are stuck behind him he slows right down to 45 in 55. At that point i lose all control, and start praying (out loud) that said asshole will be stricken with a sudden, and fatal, physical ailment (heart attack, stroke, etc.) that will cause them to drive off the road, and allow me to go round them. i also hate traffic at rush hour, when it is for shit like the mall. ok im coming home from work, but you decided to go to the mall at 4.30. i hate u. usually i want to go home and shit, every moment's delay is angering me worse. people who drive slowly in the left lane should be publicly executed. the left lane is the PASSING LANE. you use it to pass. not to drive along reaalllly fucking slowly in your old piece of shit car. who doesnt know that? didnt we all take the same road test? do you love being in the car? i fucking hate being in the car. i view all time spent driving as wasted. therefore i try not to spend too much time in the car, even though i do around an hour and a half every day.

why is everyone passing me? im so confused? why am i not dead yet?

Im not bipolar... im biwinning!!!

i know this shit just got played out real quick but just a note of interest.  sheen saying hes biwinning is obvi analogous to mel gibson saying he can stop whenever he wants.  Dont wanna really post any video just really like the term biwinning and probs gonna use it in the future.

for instance

some asshole at a party - "dude, whats ur problem??? why u knock over the beer pong table, u just fuckin lost and we only have 20 cups, other people get to play too, fucker."

me being awesome - "what... ??? lost... I didnt lose, im fuckin biwinning"

(kinda sounds like im callin myself a winning bisexual... maybs dont wanna use that term all that much)


*other note of irritation: reading up on my wikipedia today and learning about american modernism and elitist intellectuals and stuff.  Cant believe we allow intellectuals to succeed in living off of such cheap scams.  Asian american artist spends 13 years doing his final piece of performance art, in which he claims he will be creating art every day but not showing anyone.  At the end of it when asked what he made - he said his work was surviving.

truthfully, kinda like chris burden, but really... who's more biwinning, the guy who nailed himself to a VW for art or a ranting charlie sheen?


i gots to start being an elitist intellectual so i can write goofy prose about abstract artsy and philosophical topics that are so tentious that normal people are forced to buy them just so their friends might think theyre smart

also could get cute librarian bookish type school girl chick or artsy spacey bohemian city chick cuz im being so professorial and academic and shit, that might be sweet