%&%&%&%SHwowowower POWEr!!!!!!!!!!!!)))))(((((!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan... aint got shit on me... so im gonna real tlak u right now ... get ready... brace ur face... its cummin... (thats kinda not real sorrz) ... but anyways... showerheads.
people don't get it, but i get it cause showerheads are possibly the most important thing in the world mainly because they affect my comfort level so severely.

this head sucks. its only got six fuckin holes... it might look fancy and shit but ur gettin gypped by gypsies. when im showering i need the head to mimic the force and immensity of a waterfall ... if it cant do that - failure.

what. the. fuck. : : : the awesome hip modern designer of this showerhead should be vanquished from the realm of the living practical humans and be given the gift of the white room he desires. Whether that room be in a kunst museum or cuckoo's nest, i do not care but i do care about my showerheads

despite the ugly design that would not fit in any normal household this head is on the right track... perhaps if i had four of those hangin from the ceiling and four on each wall surrounding me. yeahhh thats a comforting thought. Oh shit my shower also has to have a heater in it too. So it keeps all the air around me hot so i dont get like coldness on my ankle or somethin ignant like dat.
oh btws that showerheads got an led light... fuck dat shit get me one wit an led tv.

im down

i feel real bad for peeps with showers that act like sprinklers. But i would feel worse for myself if i had that problem. But then again i would fix that problem by gettin a new shower head... so then i guess its a pretty solvable problem. Man some people be so ignorant.

p.s. this fool told me he was gettin blown in the shower but he couldnt get it up... like he just has some kinda e.d. in showers but once he's dry he bones it out... worst showerhead ever

WWJPD?????????

what would john procter do? probably not sit around all day fucking around on hypemachine and feeling unproductive. he would be off building a new barn or something, knowing some bitches in the biblical sense, fucking saving his weird shitty colony from witches or other dangerous and foul beasts. instead of saving my new england colony from foul beasts im chilling on the couch as it is inordinately cold outside. yesterday was shortsleeeves; today is hide in the fucking house because you already put away your warm jackets for the season.

I have a long history with drumsticks. In the cafeteria there was the most fantastic machine that had a kind of vacuum tube that descended into a cooler and sucked up the ice cream you selected. kind of like a crane game but where you are a god who simply commands and is obeyed instead having to get dirty and physically force the beast (vending machine) to do your bidding. The ice creams were divided by little walls and stacked vertically on top of each other, idk it was crzzzy. ANYWAY those motherfuckers were sick, i ate them all the time. know what the best part is? its the end, because you have all he hard chocolate in the point of the cone, along with the last of the ice cream, which creates the perfect bite. (or as foucault would say:la morsure parfaite [via babelfish])(nietzsche would have said der ideal Biss [via bad german])

epic failz nd whatnot

in the land without tv i must sit and wonder what happened on gossip girlie yesterday. did j-block go on the run with her sleazy euro dealer boytoy? does anyone know? did anyone have tv? is chuck bass and his momsy the newest power couple evar (plus incest-drama)? one can only speculate. from my prison window i can see the bueautiful lake M-pac an some sort of meat place above/behind? a restarauntnt. will indie dad and his hot wifey lady get back together now that their mutual infidelities are known????? FUCK FUCK FUCKKKKKKKKXXXXXXXXXX i just need to know. but dont tell me, that would ruin it.

IM TIgeR WOoDS!!!

INterviewer (Kelly Tilghman): HOw did the accident happen?

T-WOOD: Well... I wasn't going very fast but unfortunately i hit a few things...

(yeah... thats a bitch)

T-MAN: Tiger you've been a master of control your entire life, how did things get so out of control?

T-WOOD: I stopped meditating. I quit being a Buddhist. And my life changed upside down. I felt entitled, which I had never felt before.

(Tiger felt like a fuckin baller and he acted like it boo hoo)


P.S. My new Slimdog Billionaire single about to be jumping "BLame it on the Bu... Bud... Buddhism"

g0sSipP n sUcH

it was sorta crazy, attacking this episode without the usual party mindstate.(thanks sports) either way the ruthlessness of jenny from the block wILL noT stOp!! indie dad can NOT handle her power anymore, nor can sleazy foreigner. has she seized the nietzschean UBER_MENSCH title from chuck (charles according to slutemom) bass??, who punked out in his rekindling relationship w/// his ex-mom. (thanks serena the meddlING sluuuttteee-pipez) nate and serena are now basicalllly as unlikeable as indie dad's son (whose name i have forgotten) and his vaguely ethnic girlfriend at boring nYU. (NYU parties look like high school dances where everyone is drunk? also how many mojitos does 5 too many make? ca. 45-50 i think) blair is in full stand-by-man mode.

maybe they are on the show so that nerds can imagine what they would do if they were allowed to party with epic people. (date other nurdsds and go to NYUUUU???)

GLORY GLORY

today we stand as champions. in the face of a trying test we passed with flying colors. We are not the damned united, we are glorious victors.

struggle

serious struggles right now. struggles about all kinds of things but one of the big ones is why the weekend hurt so much. literal physical pain because of all manner of going dumb. went so stupid, relly relly stupid. it would have not been worth it if it werent for all of the bucket squashing/smushing that went on. because no one crushes or smashes buckets anymoree, just smushing and squashing, like i could easy find out who was a narc if they said "crush buckets"; shit is over, its just like "im smushing buckets on you motherfuxxxers" besides the ankle of swelling, there is also the lower back of doom, which prevents a comfortable night's sleep. (unless that nights sleep is had in a ditch.)

g0sSip giRLLLieEEZZZ: THEY BACKKKK!!

it was crazy. i cant rememebr tooo much though, but i seem to remember chuck bass wallowing in sadness!? over his dead dad's slute who may/maynot be his secret mom. blair was tots helping him out, mean mugging the old slute when she denied being chuck bass's mom. jenny from the block concocted an outrageous exxxctascy trade off at this formal dinner but some sort of drama happened because of bad adivce, and nate and serena boned in the coat rooom. indie dad was avoiding his wife the cheating WHOOOOOOrrrreee (pronounced hooooo-uhhh) pretty much nothign cool happened, idk it could have been a wee bit more scandal. i guess j-block as the most impllausiable apprentice intercontinental exxtacy dealer evvar is sorta wyld. it sorta bothers me how the serena/blair dynamic is marissa/summer all over again. serena is marissa 2.0 in terms of hotness and stupidity combined.

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eXXXtAcY jAcKeTT!!!
OH and HURT LOCKET. that was some timely and clever shit.

WTFFFFF!!!!!

Fcukin sandra bullcock... really? ... really?

http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/images/2009/sandra_bullock_hot_girl_lingerie.jpg
gonna be honest ... pretty weird
and not really that hot

def weird and hot
John Hughes rocks, Roger Corman rocks