More to Come

first note of importance:

Who the fuck are lady antebellum and what the fuck are they doin at the world series?


("WHOOO AMMM IIII?" - thats what the one guy on the left there is pondering)


Second note of importance:

dump.fm is ridiculous
i could go on for hours about this shit and i prob will/have. What i find most baffling is the many communal forums and fads and niches that im not immediately a part of upon their inception


third note of importance:

susan sontag is a bitch but with mad smarts. probably a modern contemporary of hers seeing as my elitist insight on society and culture is unparalleled.

fourth note of importance:

was abstaining from writing for a while. I know, bitch move, but i had reasons and one of them was contemplating changin the blog url. and its gonna happen. so get ready.

once it happens ill tell u.
i swear.


fifth and final note of importance:

art - the meaning of life?/ the only thing meaningful in life?
... more to come

the importance of being jordan

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what is raw. is anything as authentic as this composition by john tesh? are post-modern baseball stadiums awful (the answer is yes, an architect cannot dream up quirks that come off as unique, especially not in the greatamericanenronciti ballpark-field) have spectator sports peaked? the nba is saved only by the badassery of the celtics, noone likes kobe bryant, or phil jackson, they may as well be kenneth lay and paul wolfowitz. lebron james is like tiger woods, a big sleazy pile of shit, who sucks dick at talking and has nothign interesting to say. baseball lacks dynamism. thank god for rex ryan, but he only comes to the public consciousness due to televiosn, not a tabloid newspaper, so only kindof awesome. college sports are obviously a joke, as dumb as putting the little league world series on tv. what are we left with? i dont even care about tennis anymore. there is no punishment like watching golf. i think spectator sports are at a crisis point. i guess the world cup was sick can't lie.

congestion

i cant breathe out of my nose. i was just chillin on the couch reading the new yorker, and shit but then i came to starbucks where i am now. bob dylan music is playing, bob dylan is complete shit, sometimes i wonder if bob dylan's entire career is one huge hoax, like joachin pheonix's rap career but on a grander scale. maybe there will be a movie where its a documentary about the hoax. i just heard one of the people working here go increduclously "what is this song?" implying that it is shit and his lameass harmonica playing is a joke. it is so amateurish and silly. my god he fucking suxks. today i read a thing bout keith richards. what a fucking clown. baby boomers are easily the worst kind of people. their self-importance is insane. there are a whole bunch of old people playing some game that looks like scrabble or some shit. they have like little domino things and a rack/holder for them. and they are in starbucks. do they not have houses? why cant they just go to thr bar like regular grown folks. clowns. 

DONT STOP ME NOW: a story of love and loss with my local cable/internet cartel

whatever, the fucking internet stopped working, then my mom was like come by and fix that shit, but the motherfucker was scheduled to come between like 6AM and 4PM friday, never showed up, called at liek 4.30 sayin they would come on MONday, mom freaked out said DONT BOTHER IM FUCKING CANCELING THE SERVICE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE. so now i dont have any internet. on the plus side comcast know what fucking pieces of shit they are though.

The Fallacy of Social Networking, or why your internets fwends don't mean shit

Everyone is abuzz about the SOcial Network (or was a week ago) What great acting, what great writing. assuming that the movie is basically as truthful as a history channel reenactment (aka mad truth) the whole conception and creation of "the spacebook" is immoral and untruthful. i know certain things being immoral doesn't preclude their widespread use or occurrence (wal-mart, religion, paying taxes to the corrupt American government, etc.) But still, no one touts wal mart or religion as the key to their maintenance of acquaintenceships from college. "oh i said hi to you at a party, now we will be internet fwends fowevew" "i need to feed the incredible loser that is mark zuckerberg", a beast so hateful and lame that he created a website off of someone else's idea, just so that he would have fame and recognition. (clearly it isn't for the money that clown drives an old TSX, and dresses like he hates the thought of aesthetics, even tho he has mad loot) Back before facebook was merely myspace 2.0, back when you still had different networks, and even when you still had to actually be a college student, maybe then it was ok, now it is just a cleaner myspace. remember in the movie when m-zucks said some shit clearly disparaging myspace like "no fun shit like backgrounds or songs" well now facebook has all kinds of wack shit like farmville, suck a dick hypocrite. I am digressing, either way, m-zucks, douschebag, ripped off the brazilian and the winkleV0sses.
But with facebook and other such internets things widely assumed to be the future of interaction by lame-ass writers on the internet and in magazines, i would like to draw attention to malcolm Gladwell's article in the NEw Yorker While people can feel self important for joining a group on facebook saying "Save Darfur" they are doing FUCK all. it takes a top-down organized association of motivated persons to get shit done, i like where he says "facebook is just a tool to organize aquantences u can have 10000 facebook fwends like you clearly don't in real life". when he talks about the al-qaeda command thing versus loosely grouped/motivated social webs, i was reminded of this article, on khalid sheik mohhamed. but anyway, the bottom line is big shit poppin, lil shit stoppin, and facebook and whatnot are a big ole bunch of low-risk, meaningless, kiddy-time Little SHit.

How does it fEEL?

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-imagine if ur a kid who plays two sports all ur life. Soccer and baseball. U grow up in new york state and love the yankees. Ur father's from ireland and loves soccer playing and watchin and hes a huge liverpool fan. Now the sox ur arch nemesis of one sport buys ur fav team of the other sport.
-that sounds real shitty.
-if liverpool then starts to get their shit together can u cheer?
-Are they still ur team even though beneath their shield is an ugly ugly truth?
-can u be happy for new success?
-or must u always be upset because in one year u lost a brilliant owner for one of ur fav teams and then gained a detested owner for ur other?




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im guessin that this sucks. but to be honest i dont really know cuz soccer's for pansies and baseball is rigged, so i dont watch that trash

an examination of internet social networking

Now I'm on my blueberry at trabajo city but later an investigation of computer stuff and other forms of nerdery will happen. Noone will be spared the withering gaze I plan on throwing their direction. Oh and congrats roy halladay, that's what happens when u go from the AL east to the NL.

OMG

yeah cliff lee was good...

but ...omg

YOU COULDNT SEE ME IN THE DAYTIME W/ a FLASHLIGHT

is Uniqlo the Japanese H&M, or is H&M the Swedish Uniqlo. are they both indebted to the gap? are uniqlo and H&M both inordinately popular? I think people might be believing the hype, contrary to Chuck D's advice. that fucking place is mad crowded (uniqlo, h&m needs a new big name collaboration to rejuvenate their hype) i get it, it's cheap and they have like nice clothes and shit at old navy prices.

but i cant have GRID i only fuckworded with bubble's sidekick from the wire.

one of these kind of collaborations

crawling through the SubBourbon SPPRawwlll

probably the best title i ever came up with.
it really describes everything about the suburbs.

life in the city is so quick becuase of the density of people and businesses and activities. Its impossible to move slowly cuz ull get swallowd up by the waves of people and movement and chaos.

The suburbs by definition are spread out and open and terribly designed. Residential land consumes everything so there no longer is property of importance or worth to anyone except the miserable family that lives on it. u cant walk on the streets cuz their filled with cars, u cant walk on the sidewalks cuz there arent any, and u cant walk on the grass cuz u'll get yelled at and then bit by some assholes dog.

so instead we are stuck in tiny towns where people instead of speed walking, crawl slowly from one appointment to the next without ever serving a purpose.

its mad sweet cuz it packs all the tweens into one town square as if they were sheep fenced in a pen.

today i saw a chick in her new ugg boots, tight jeans, and black softball (or other generic female sport) sweatshirt. It had her name on the back like they do on the butt of their sweatpants alot. Her name was WARSAVVAGE.

No fuckin joke.
I am so jealous
Im pretty close to marrying that girl. or at least askin if she has sisters.


Possible new nom de plume...
- I. G. Warsavvage
as in , I am a G and a fucking War Savage