In a world of ignorance I am enlightenment

Fuck wit dat FYSEM

You a FoOOL if u aint seen dis shit

FOOL's GOLD mother fuckers... thats where its at ... its all about the romantic comedies these days... u take a woman or 2 if ur french or 3 if u have a baller blog and then u get ur dick sucked at the movie theatre while some hot chick poses/exposes in a swimsuit on a mega big awesome screen...
i love dis crack shit... Alexis Dziena is the crackest

yeah she be makin dat O face when i unsheathe my s word too

You Built a big rape-monster

Gay-rape, g-rape, grape. Sparkling GrApE

thanks for everything

thanksgiving is the best. its my fav holiday, its all about delicious foods and laying about doing fuck all. I listened to a vampire weekend song about mexican sugar water but it s'ed mad dixxx. Its easy to be bored and tired and full on thanksgiving. There will be only the brief respite of bathing and reading, before i finally settle into sleep, which is of course the best part of family holidays, next to eating.

Russell Means. Find OUt.

IGnoRanttttt CITYAAAaaaaa

i like baller shit... like beer pong and crazy bull shit

i live in a world full of elitist ass holes that are awesome

the only way to entertain these fuckers is with four tvs playing wrestling and and skateboarding...
that kinda rocks but whatev cause we play smash and thats the end of the story

fuck 24 hours fuck ur shit fuck blogging

I was scared of everything she did to me

sometimes you just wanna go to sleep, but propriety dictates that you not.

birthdays, sunsets, and how people live in the world

Today was a day to reflect on life. A day to contemplate what it means to be old enough to legally buy beer. A day to not actually buy any beer. A day to walk on bridges and drink mexican sugar water crack. A day to smash to pieces preconcieved notions of what would happen if you left the keys in the door of your car for an hour in the hood[dreams] A day to get ready for tomorrow. Tomorrow which holds new and mysterious things in store.

coming soon will be a truly scandalous home video of the birthday festivities, not to mention GOSSIP GUrl.

tres gangster at liberal arts school

the other day i went to this private liberal arts school of great renown. I went for a little visit. It's in this gangster squared little city on the hudson, where all the trapmusic of the chariot del fueg felt appropriate. At this school havoc was wrought upon the campus, with numerous coeds being accosted and the locations of parties being demanded of them.

googlepedia.tv
vampireofthefuture.com
whatspoppin.net

19 hours deep live blogging

powerful warriors we are, this has not been difficult whatsoever

ARab DRIFTING

This is what all the cool saudi dudes do.

wicker man now, were onto movie number 4. so far soul plane ignorant, aguirre eye hurtingly good, hangover complete shit

LIVE BLOGGING 24 hours of glory

WHats yoUR name?
ELvis HUngKey
Into MOvie 1 getTing poWER CAPTAIN MACK.

g0sSiP gIrL reviEW

Follow up on the threesome was a good deal more fueg. Hillary DUfff was all kinds of icy, turning all manipulative and gangster. Maybe the most interesting development is Jenny from the block getting down with some kind of big deal foreigner who sells ecstasy, but he seemed like a mad pussy drug dealer. Chuck BAss saved the day, but then she tots went behind his back and was all "lets party" with the foreigner. Serena is a humongious SLute. nate thought he was all up in that shit but then like his cousin the mayor got in it.

aNd iFf U donT kNo nOW u KnO

Allston probably has the greatest density of worthwhile snacks. in 6 hours separate journeys were made for pizza, wings, dunkin donuts, ice cream. the whole gamut of ethnic foods, bodega, burger, pizza, anything really. ALmost all for take out. 


slick rick pretty much killed it.

side note

MOVIN THE SOLAR PANEL

live in boston, slick rick tonight
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHAAAAHHHH

VETERAN;s DAY for A-DAM cock

MUCH LOVE towards alabama and worldwide

hAvE u eVeR liVed tHiS biGG?

gourski: "yew kant poool 2 hard dood!"

z. khalil: "you got to put your pinky up your bum then take your thumb off the carb and take a nice deep hit"

Why doesnt anyone make music as good as east coast 90s rap anymore? AllDAY supersmash and BIg L

KeEPinG the BaBY is for BitChES!!!

knocked up sucks....

i hate this movie

anyone with taste should be disgusted by the horrible morals it promotes

and the depressing situation it makes light of

POMPOMPOMPOM !!!?!?!?!

japan is sooo hip right now

whats the hippest part of japan... fuckin raccoons

raccoons with big testicles they use to shapeshift and attack humans

i love japan... but god damnit do i hate environmentalism

Jeopardy and why i run game at that shit

i basicly own all forms of trivia. cash cab is obvi not a problem, but jeopardy, which many poeple would find challenging, i also dominate.

GOSSSSIP GIRL review

i was tantalized by the prospect of a sexy-time 3way action betwixt some slamming gossip fools. Probably number one for sexiness obvi would be blair serena and chuck bass. a possible substitute would be jenny humphrey for any one of them. COMPLETELY inappropriate is the combination of the three worst characters on the show


Otherwise Jenny from the block fucking raped that cotillion shit, totally clowning even blair fucking waldorf. Chuck Bass continues to be the moral center of the show which is fucking ridiculous.

g0sSiP GIIRll t0NigHT

soooooooooo pumped. had to miss lat week because of the dominance of the most glorious men in sports/the world. got a fucking huge dunkacchhino thats tots awesome but reelly hot. Everyone has an opinion on gossip girl, its mad epic, it touches people's lives and i dont think they relly understand how. 

Blair Waldorf is mad fueg. her and serena and miley and t.swift are the most fueg out right now.

ANImal HoOf!!!

Everyhipsters favorite bestial conglomeration is releasing a new ep and mass hysteria is expected...
Nov. 23rd

Tracklist:
1 - Graze
2 - What Would I Want? Sky
3 - Bleed
4 - On a Highway
5 - I Think I Can

the ignorance is propelled by the first ever licensed grateful dead sample on the second track...
Im plannin a great big car trip bake out sesh while drivin to jerrys grave and watchin halfbaked gnarly dude...

EmMA wAtSoN

lolz, omg im dying right now, but no really thats fine.

THeRes a SHEWOLF in my ... pussy?

saw shakira in da club the other night ... and yes she does actually dance like that around real people.

she also named some of her groundbreaking moves
The one in which she swings her arms rapidly back and forth in front of her, she calls that the ladies favorite... the salad tosser...
and then when she archs her back and bends over backwards towards the floor while pretending to hug a huge cock, that ones the backward cum guzzler.

more from shakiras #1 fan after i get my hands out of my pants

Current gangsterest jam out.
Pill-Trap Goin Ham



Current fueg jam
david guetta ft. akon sexy bitch

CANON

we came up with a list of movies. a canon of all important films, which we will watch in one sitting. sort of.

in order:

Soul Plane
Aguirre
The Hangover
Wicker Man (remake)
clockers
paprika
walker
shadow of the vampire
salo 120 days of sodom
Alice
Breakfast at Tiffany's
JCVD
Hook
Cheech and Chong Corsican brothers
Jackie Brown
Superfly
Gomorrah
SweetSweetback's Badassss song
Chandi Chowk to China
Kung Pow
Varsity Blues
DEBS
Beyond the Thunderdome
Run Lola Run
Killa Season

SWINEblockas

is that how it should be spelled? look out for the remix feat. OJ da Juiceman and terrance howard

did you realize?

That you are a champion in their eyes?

beauty and power

rEaL tALk

wheres my dip? 

music for powering through swine. something about mars attacks.

STRAight fueeggg

SWINEBLOCKERS PT. II: HUFFLEPUFF

whos in hufflepuff.

SWINEBLOCKERS

most likely to get swine walk...nickkkk gorrssskkkkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii