call me mac rappalicious

where is the best of everything? the suburbs. it's true. and possibly small cities in upstate NY, but probably just the suburbs. and not the kind of suburbs where the houses are on top of each other and you can't even swim in your pool naked or have outdoor raves all night. the worst ever might be new york city. its so crowded, hot, expensive, hard to get around, full of people, and scarcely any regular people. almost everyone is a crackhead, selling cds, a foreigner, or is my peer from liberal arts school. i suppose old people do old people things and live in fancy parts, and go to fancy things, otherwise they fall into the other demographics. i want to start a new trend, im trying my fucking dammndest, along with some dedicated co-trendstarters. it's called living in the suburbs with a college degree and chilling. lots of people move to the city, but wheres the fun in that. sure there's lots of other people and shit and bars and things, but if everyone just went to the fun places nearish to cities wouldnt it be chill? if noone moved into the city anymore than all the chilling would take place in the suburbs and it would be cheap, and free of crackheads and shit like that.

U might even have as much fun as these typical suburban teenagers