cool babies

little kids arent allowed to be cool. a little kids can be a nice kid but they cant be a billy badass. a little kid who acts like, or thinks they are: unique, a billy badass, smart, interesting, or anything else is definitely just a spoiled little shit. because i find out about contemporary culture from the best source ever (the new yorker) i might be kind of behind the times on this baby fashion blogger. when i read this article though, i was just disgusted. count me along with the other people who find nothing remarkable about an over-indulged tween who is fawned over by people who lead meaningless lives. first page of the new yorker profile she is shown sitting in her room with her eclectic style and taste (mad records and shit, based on the article im assuming its a "vintage" dress, comme des garcon shoes or whatever, edward gorey book) but guess what else, tucked away in the corner is a burned cd labeled "arcade fire" this i believe is an "entry level alt" musical act, which may or may not be featured in rolling stone. in regards to shopping at salvation army she says "some people say its so gross. u dont kno whos been wearing this shit. im like exactly!" WOWOW this is worthy of a new yorker article. a spoiled rich kid of older, intellectual type parents enjoys shopping at thrift stores STOP THE FUCKING PRESS RIGHT NOW< THIS CERTAINLY MUST BE A NEW PHENOMENON!!!!

there are lots more indulged little children. i think their parents are inordinately impressed by them, which makes the kiddies think they actually are somehow special. it is also very common at ski mountains, where hordes of loud little cabbage patch kids yell about their gnarly fucking moves. how about they man up and start drinking and taking drugs the moment they wake up in the morning, then move into a dirty apartment with creepy older drug addicts. until then i wont be impressed. same with the fashion baby. suffer for the art. your norwegian artist hebrew teaching mother needs to become frightened of you for you to really get avante garde.