crawling through the SubBourbon SPPRawwlll

probably the best title i ever came up with.
it really describes everything about the suburbs.

life in the city is so quick becuase of the density of people and businesses and activities. Its impossible to move slowly cuz ull get swallowd up by the waves of people and movement and chaos.

The suburbs by definition are spread out and open and terribly designed. Residential land consumes everything so there no longer is property of importance or worth to anyone except the miserable family that lives on it. u cant walk on the streets cuz their filled with cars, u cant walk on the sidewalks cuz there arent any, and u cant walk on the grass cuz u'll get yelled at and then bit by some assholes dog.

so instead we are stuck in tiny towns where people instead of speed walking, crawl slowly from one appointment to the next without ever serving a purpose.

its mad sweet cuz it packs all the tweens into one town square as if they were sheep fenced in a pen.

today i saw a chick in her new ugg boots, tight jeans, and black softball (or other generic female sport) sweatshirt. It had her name on the back like they do on the butt of their sweatpants alot. Her name was WARSAVVAGE.

No fuckin joke.
I am so jealous
Im pretty close to marrying that girl. or at least askin if she has sisters.


Possible new nom de plume...
- I. G. Warsavvage
as in , I am a G and a fucking War Savage