after my gossip girl hangover the cause actually is the best cure ... yeah chuck highclass bass does mad yayo....and hates pancakes
so nate plays lax ... big loser... nyu is beneath blairface... and billy baldwin slaughters chickens.
... and is moving in below x-wifey and indie dad... wtff gossip girl how about group sex girl.
whoooaaaa gay indie kid is real talkin the shit outta baldwin and just dropped the suicide attempt ... he sees through the baldwin's shiny veneer and knows hes a creeper man
the problemless people (ethnic and plaid shirt) be so boring with their lackluster relationship, may be kaputts but who even gives a crap, real problem - how is gossip girl gonna kill them off???
jblock gets fucked by gossip girl, serena and blairface ... my goodness that is sexy
but nate real talks her... nate ur my knight in shining armor! (pause) but sometimes u just gotta shut the fuck up like when u smack talk bass
... whoa gossip girl blast, blaire is a poser...
... and baldwin aint movin in cuz indie dad dont let u fuck around no more
- ok so soiree for the baldwin boy at a church? and serena love him sooo much and sucks up on his designated daddy dick (Triple D, okay)... wait blair just got into columbia that makes no sense, ohhh chuck applied months ago? coppppppp outttttt.
"seems like one doctor without borders needs a few boundaries" - fuck yeah gossip girl u nailed it, baldwin needs to get the fuck out of indie dads pussy.
-jenni goes back to brooklyn after indie dad finds out she gave a girl a yeast infection... but seriously thats exactly what went down
and now jblock got smack on baldwin and lily and fake cancer. and guess whos gonna help her bring billy badass down... CHUCK MOTHERFUCKIN BASS
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