Wednesday, May 19, 2010

decadence

its wack. motherfuckers who want all kinds of crazy shit in their houses like why? oh i need central vacuum, and if im going to have a finished basement i cant just have a soffit i need the poor plumber to drill infinity fucking holes through LVLs and shit. like motherfucker be happy you dont live under a bridge. i was going to the depot in portchester and i scoped a fucking homeless cave some hobo had made under fucking I-95. that shit must suck dick, living under busy ass highway. but you mrs.spoiledhousewife you need all manner of radiant heat and other such tedious/difficult shit.

get a fuxxxin soffit u bougie cocksucker. dont make me break my life and fill my eyes with sawdust trying to drill 99999999 holes for your ignorant shit.
the only good thing about all this shit has been buttered rolls. im actually starting to kinda like cofffeee less, but maybe because i feel shitty and the weather sucks and usually im just unpleasant feeling anyway.

another comfort is getting sandiwches on wedges, if im that hungry which (today eggplant parm i was) i violently hate all other names for the long kind of sandwich instead of a roll. it also makes people sound like bougie herbs when they say some shit like "hard roll" mOTHERFUCKER that shit is a roll get it straight. "can i have the brie, foi gras, arugala on a hard roll" fucking FREAKK.

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