the left lane is for passing

usually when i am driving to work shit is fine, but in the afternoon, all of the old people and other kinds of people who should not be allowed to drive, come out to make my drive home shitty. like when a road goes from 2 lanes to 1, some asshole guns it out of the light, then once you are stuck behind him he slows right down to 45 in 55. At that point i lose all control, and start praying (out loud) that said asshole will be stricken with a sudden, and fatal, physical ailment (heart attack, stroke, etc.) that will cause them to drive off the road, and allow me to go round them. i also hate traffic at rush hour, when it is for shit like the mall. ok im coming home from work, but you decided to go to the mall at 4.30. i hate u. usually i want to go home and shit, every moment's delay is angering me worse. people who drive slowly in the left lane should be publicly executed. the left lane is the PASSING LANE. you use it to pass. not to drive along reaalllly fucking slowly in your old piece of shit car. who doesnt know that? didnt we all take the same road test? do you love being in the car? i fucking hate being in the car. i view all time spent driving as wasted. therefore i try not to spend too much time in the car, even though i do around an hour and a half every day.

why is everyone passing me? im so confused? why am i not dead yet?