for instance
some asshole at a party - "dude, whats ur problem??? why u knock over the beer pong table, u just fuckin lost and we only have 20 cups, other people get to play too, fucker."
me being awesome - "what... ??? lost... I didnt lose, im fuckin biwinning"
(kinda sounds like im callin myself a winning bisexual... maybs dont wanna use that term all that much)
*other note of irritation: reading up on my wikipedia today and learning about american modernism and elitist intellectuals and stuff. Cant believe we allow intellectuals to succeed in living off of such cheap scams. Asian american artist spends 13 years doing his final piece of performance art, in which he claims he will be creating art every day but not showing anyone. At the end of it when asked what he made - he said his work was surviving.
truthfully, kinda like chris burden, but really... who's more biwinning, the guy who nailed himself to a VW for art or a ranting charlie sheen?
i gots to start being an elitist intellectual so i can write goofy prose about abstract artsy and philosophical topics that are so tentious that normal people are forced to buy them just so their friends might think theyre smart
also could get cute librarian bookish type school girl chick or artsy spacey bohemian city chick cuz im being so professorial and academic and shit, that might be sweet
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