Monday, January 10, 2011

THE WORST BLOGGER EVER

THAT CHRISTOPHER P KOLODZJIESKI IS ONe lazy motherfucker. he has been busy with many other things and has neglected the internet. and dont buy his excuse that there is no internet at his house, or perhaps he was busy with school. no that asshole has been on his googlemachine cellphone for hours at a time learning his shit. or watching tv. whatveer. so many bloggable things have happened. a man shot a lot of people in a crazy place. poor michael vick lost. fuCK. so many fueg jams happened. this just wont stand.

In my exclusive private liberal arts school i took this class about languages and shit and how like the way someone talks is a product of like the specific region they are from, their background shit like that. but also alot of it is personal. you are the person who can create your own accent!. this doesnt mean you should waste this opportunity on faking an accent you think sounds cool. (british, outer burroughs thug, these are two i have heard people fake.) You have the opportunity to simply make up words, steal words, pronounce things like an idiot. and basically do whatever you want. It is like poetry every day, all the time. some people might say silicone like "Sill-eh-Cone" NOT ME. I like to say "Sill-Eh Cun" AND NOONE can stop me. its so cool. someone might be all butthurt, and thats ok, you may call them butthurt. BUT YOU COULD JUST say "TIGHT FACE" or "facehurter"

I may in fact have misunderstood the meaning of this exclusive and expensive class. it costed like fucking 5,000$$ or something and like mad few people were even allowed to take it.


I STOLE these SONGs FROM MY FRIEND


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