"my dick is now 10" long! I dont give a shit about anything...I just FUCK women all day. every day." (Note: they said woman rather then women, quite barbaric)
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kinda feel like thats an exaggeration. Not necessarily the size of the dick cuz it does look like a big dick but the fact that he doesnt do anything but fuck. ANd if this were true kinda feel like id be kinda bummed. like u know how green day has that song that everyone use to listen to in elementary school and they say "masturbation's lost its fun" (totes never thought that could happen as a kid. Totes thought they were just crazy pop punkers trying to be all rebellious and just say things like masturbation and fun.) but kinda think now that im becoming... whats it called... ma...ture??? or something, and i realize u cant just masturbate all day.
probs feel like if u fuck all day ur dick might start to hurt and u might wanna do something else like eat and shit .
feel like a 10 inch dick prob makes chick not want to fuck all day too. cuz their vag prob gets all tired.
prob most importantly though, just a reminder to all my bros out there, even without a 10 inch dick... u dont have to give a shit about anything
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