Tuesday, January 25, 2011

I eFfin Hate white people.

this fool i know once told me that ^ while midst the throes of near absolute inebriation (meaning his blood had basically become alcohol). At that point i argued with him awhile about what exactly a house is and how a person actually comes to have one. Althouhg that may sound inconsequential, its importance is paramount in any mind flooded with crooked I's.

Yet despite this unnamed american indian's adroitly persuasive arguments... not until recently have i come to finally agree with the aforementioned statement.

most things white poeple love suck. Flat out. Like tom brady and country music and romance and being all tentious and shit

unpaid internships are the dumbest things ever - a white creation implemented to make their white mature society of business and bureaucracy more exclusive and illogical. If somebody has an internship to learn about working, why do they gots to go to college, because aint that shit spose to prepare u for work or somethin like dat.

white people (specifically mature white people) also suck at enjoying life. For evidence see the following -

Fun things: dancing, singing, laughing/tellin jokes, boxing, smokin blunts, drinkin forties, chillin, playin sports, listening to good music, wearing cool clothes, being friendly, not being a stuck up priss

and all things mature white people dont do or straight up suck at

I think as long as u dont become a mature white person u might be safe from becoming a bland, robotic tool that old greedy ugly white people control and manipulate... but if u do... ur fuckin screwed

Audio Visual Support for why white people suck.


2 comments:

  1. its true white people and their whiter counterpart, asians, do suck.

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