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At 5:27 a.m. Saturday, Yonkers police Officers Frank Califano and John Tyndal were on Nepperhan Avenue near Roberts Avenue when they heard several cars in front of them blowing their horns, Yonkers police Detective Sgt. Patrick McCormack said.


The cars went around a 2006 Nissan Pathfinder that was stopped at a green light.


The officers saw Stoby sleeping in the Pathfinder. There was an open bottle of Heineken beer between his legs and empty bottle of Hennessy in the car, police said. Stoby had his foot on the brake and the car was in drive, McCormack said.


One officer opened the passenger side door and put the car in park.


The officers then woke him.


Police said Stoby punched Califano in the face while sitting in the driver's seat, then struggled violently with the officers who tried to arrest him, McCormack said.


After Stoby was subdued police found a small bag of cocaine in his jacket.


imagine how fun that night was, until the cops pummeled the shit out of him. whenever you see the paper and it says like "man arrested after struggle with Yonkers cops" the guy has like a black eye, broken nose, 25 stitches, etc. they clearly go to town with their billy clubs. but seriously, it was 5.27 AM. he should have just parked his car at the sanitation garage and slept it off for like 3 hours, then drove home. maybe he was on his way there, idk. he must have been so fucking close to crashing the whole ride, like fucking comatose drunk. and once he hit a stoplight he just passed out, mad funny, bc everyone knows the only victims of drunk driving are the poor drunks who have to pay all those fines and shit.