all that text message shit/fml is over

c'mon son! check title links. i have a good one. i drank 2 cans of 4loko then for the rest of the weekend i ate a crunchwrap, an xxl chalupa, burrito, mcrib, fries, bagel with cream cheese, italian combo wedge, another italian combo wedge, bacon/egg, buttered roll (x100) 2 butterfingers, 3 musketeers, snickers, indian buffet: tandoori, sag paneer, fucking all that shit veg. korma. the bottom line is that 4 loko will cause you to eat only the most retarded food, and in mass quantities. thats its most devastating effect. after drinking mass 4loko, u cant even take respite in baloney, your brain is too melted in half. only t-bell which is the new jumpin off point. i mean t-bell is bananasas, everything there tstes the same. they all contain the same shit: ground beef, cheese, mexico sauce (btw how hotfire was ron mexico last night? thats right http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Mexico.) and now they have the new mexico verde sauce: #countit.

this picture of mike vick, taken in asia, displays a common t-bell menu offering there: live puppy on a bun covered in mustard.