Monday, June 7, 2010

PosTCOllegeEE DEpression... (its worse than having a baby)

College does not make u an alcoholic.
Graduating college does.



Binge drinking is not developing a habit.
Binge drinking is developing survival skills.



Although beer is often personified: a fallen soldier, a brewdog, wine's poverty stricken brother, the key to malty man love, the blood of the brew dude, brewski, cold water sandwich, liquid sleep, post-party cologne, Beast, Beast ICE, a growler, King Colt, a tall one, a flat one, a cold one, a bud, a Canadian, Ninkasi (for whom the modern beer was named) and although many of those aren't actually personification...you must remember, no matter how friendly a beer looks... it will never replace your human friends

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