Golden Tate and his sticky Fate

ok dude is 21. He just got drafted by the seattle seahawks as a wr. And now he has to go and break in to a closed donut shop so he can snack on some "irresistible" Top POT maple bars.

How God Damn bOloGnaAA was this MAN!?!?!
-why is no one addressing the Fact that the seahawks jsut drafted a massive stoner. everyone is all chattering about whether or not its a big crime or not. i mean the cops let him go and shit but he did break in a place of business when closed and steal things... ohhhh nooo is this a big deal is it not, i dont knooooowwww????

NO its not a big deal. The big deal is that the boy is a pot head and this doughnut shop has a great marketing department. TOP POT, damn their just welcoming druggies, hippies, stoners, and dumb young football players with open arms.

Why the hell don't other companies utilize blatant references to weed and drugs in order to attract customers. Perhaps cuz their fraid theyll get burglarised.

But in reality golden tate has a baller name.
Which is great and all but if he goes out and theives maple bars when hes stoned... whats he do when he gets drunk or trip balls? well first of all he prob parties really hard, which is awesoem but i also foresee in the next five years Golden tate raping a bitch and merking a dick and getting off.