ITs YOUR WEdding! ... so get ready to see all ur relatives real drunk and stupid

fo realz, this is what happens. I'm pretty sure most people are aware of that but what i dont understand is why they tolerate it. I mean shit if im having a wedding and my wifes paretns are paying for it, im gonna have it done up in such an ignorant fashion that only i can enjoy myself and get really hammered.

It would be a protest to the absurdity of most weddings which are unecessarily expensive and extravagant college parties, in which there are too many relatives to freely get ur freak on. I'm actually pleasantly suprised incest is not more prevalent at wedding receptions.
The problem is weddings are becoming more and more popular, due to the curiosity of the human spirit and the universal realization that partners are nags and the receptionist down the hall is a slut. So now people also gotta recognize that the wedding is no longer as sacred as jesus and homophobe politicians tell us it is. So instead of wastin money on these expensive semi lame parties that leave everyone half drunk with a guilty case of blue balls, they should just go to a bar, tell people its their wedding and get mad free drinks.

(o sidenote: if gay people were really pissed off about the no marriage shit, theyd start crashing wedding receptions and try to take advantage of the newly married, wasted groom or bride, then we'd really see how sacred that bond is. - definitely a progressive form of protest)