she was killling it; she came off of the resoundingly epic win that was the parent trap, did bunch of other shit probably while she got older, then was in mean girls (one of the better movies of the last 10 yrs) since being slamming and epic in mean girls she has done fuck all (ok i just checked googlepedia.net and she was in some movies i havent seen that probs blew; bobby?) then she got 40>9999 DWIs and caught for yay like 100 bajillion tymes, then went to jail for literally 84 minutes, and fucked every dude in the world, including samantha ronson. all of this behavior led to her looking like she spent 9 months at Andersonville.
If she can avoid dying/getting fat i foresee an inevitable critically acclaimed return to the fold a la mickey rourke. in fact their stories are basically the same; be in mad movies while young and good looking, destroy good looks by abusing body, then come back as wizened badass. i suppose no one really wants to see lindsay lohan wizened; she will probably need plastic surgery, but then mickey rourke did that too. either way lindsay lohan comes back to play the same role marissa tomei did in the wrestler, or some shit like that. im going to be pumped whenever the lilo comeback happens.
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