Friday, April 16, 2010

Burn After Sleeping

Would death by smoke inhalation after being too drunk to wake up to two different fire alarms and a house filled with smoke indicate that someone has reached the height of ignorance?

an interesting query, why do i ask it? because our role models in todays media do not... I see the warnings for ciggs and puppy mills (and dont get me started on forest fires... I mean theyre fuckin necessary for environmental regrowth, duh) but where the warnings about stove tops... who are the self-righteous doosch bags that are gonna tell us inebriated incapacitated chawbacons (aka rubes) not to leave the gas stove on for a couple hours while it burns the fuck out of a metal pot, when we wanna take a power nap cuz we sooo ti ti from watchin too much Tim & Eric Awesome SHow Great JOb.

No one. Because no one has the balls enough to stand up against house fires.

well its time for slimdog billionaire to do his part for the community and teach everyone a lesson


FIRE


SMOKE


REALLY NOISY FUCKIN FIRE ALARM


GET THE FUCK OFF THE COUCH AND TURN OFF THE STOVE BEFORE U DIE IN A GLORIOUS CONFLAGRATION OF IGNORANCE

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