everyday im hustling/eating chicken

DOUBLED down today, on kentuxxxy fried CHICKEN's delishious double down sangwich. it was RUTHLESSSSSS. the main issues i had were: 1. how fuxxxing tight are you going to be with the special sauce? like you can throw down 2 tasty-ass chicken filets, unlimited quantities of soda, and all of a sudden the special sauce is at a premium. BULLSHIT. 2. more bacon necessary. its  not exactly a sandwich anyway, more like a shit-ton of chicken wrapped in paper and disguised as a sandwich. a little more fixins (BACON) might have gone a long way in disguising it as a sandwich, and not merely chicken wrapped in a tiny-ass wrapper that couldnt stop my hands from mopping up a pint of grease. 3. gully fucking cheese was not even melty. that was lame. HAVING AIRED OUT my complaints, i will now admit that the [sandwich] itself was actually tasty as a motherfucker.