WWJPD?????????

what would john procter do? probably not sit around all day fucking around on hypemachine and feeling unproductive. he would be off building a new barn or something, knowing some bitches in the biblical sense, fucking saving his weird shitty colony from witches or other dangerous and foul beasts. instead of saving my new england colony from foul beasts im chilling on the couch as it is inordinately cold outside. yesterday was shortsleeeves; today is hide in the fucking house because you already put away your warm jackets for the season.

I have a long history with drumsticks. In the cafeteria there was the most fantastic machine that had a kind of vacuum tube that descended into a cooler and sucked up the ice cream you selected. kind of like a crane game but where you are a god who simply commands and is obeyed instead having to get dirty and physically force the beast (vending machine) to do your bidding. The ice creams were divided by little walls and stacked vertically on top of each other, idk it was crzzzy. ANYWAY those motherfuckers were sick, i ate them all the time. know what the best part is? its the end, because you have all he hard chocolate in the point of the cone, along with the last of the ice cream, which creates the perfect bite. (or as foucault would say:la morsure parfaite [via babelfish])(nietzsche would have said der ideal Biss [via bad german])