epic failz nd whatnot

in the land without tv i must sit and wonder what happened on gossip girlie yesterday. did j-block go on the run with her sleazy euro dealer boytoy? does anyone know? did anyone have tv? is chuck bass and his momsy the newest power couple evar (plus incest-drama)? one can only speculate. from my prison window i can see the bueautiful lake M-pac an some sort of meat place above/behind? a restarauntnt. will indie dad and his hot wifey lady get back together now that their mutual infidelities are known????? FUCK FUCK FUCKKKKKKKKXXXXXXXXXX i just need to know. but dont tell me, that would ruin it.