Sunday, March 21, 2010

IM TIgeR WOoDS!!!

INterviewer (Kelly Tilghman): HOw did the accident happen?

T-WOOD: Well... I wasn't going very fast but unfortunately i hit a few things...

(yeah... thats a bitch)

T-MAN: Tiger you've been a master of control your entire life, how did things get so out of control?

T-WOOD: I stopped meditating. I quit being a Buddhist. And my life changed upside down. I felt entitled, which I had never felt before.

(Tiger felt like a fuckin baller and he acted like it boo hoo)


P.S. My new Slimdog Billionaire single about to be jumping "BLame it on the Bu... Bud... Buddhism"

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