g0sSip giRLLLieEEZZZ: THEY BACKKKK!!

it was crazy. i cant rememebr tooo much though, but i seem to remember chuck bass wallowing in sadness!? over his dead dad's slute who may/maynot be his secret mom. blair was tots helping him out, mean mugging the old slute when she denied being chuck bass's mom. jenny from the block concocted an outrageous exxxctascy trade off at this formal dinner but some sort of drama happened because of bad adivce, and nate and serena boned in the coat rooom. indie dad was avoiding his wife the cheating WHOOOOOOrrrreee (pronounced hooooo-uhhh) pretty much nothign cool happened, idk it could have been a wee bit more scandal. i guess j-block as the most impllausiable apprentice intercontinental exxtacy dealer evvar is sorta wyld. it sorta bothers me how the serena/blair dynamic is marissa/summer all over again. serena is marissa 2.0 in terms of hotness and stupidity combined.

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eXXXtAcY jAcKeTT!!!
OH and HURT LOCKET. that was some timely and clever shit.