its not necessarily hip to liek it, but if u be ultra hip to begin with than its likely that you will be considered even cooler for giving a shit (via the whole ironic i heart america trend)
With that said, why does one of the herbiest, dullest, boringest, {insert negative word]est, and [insert positive word]less person on the face of the planet have to commentate it.
Oh thats right cuz its Fox. and they love to suckle on little gross white man peni, including joe buck's
We've all seen the artie lang clip.
and now we all are quite positive that the man is a tool... def not a bro
so why does he commentate America's Pasttime's most watched game?
Oh thats right, cuz the game's boring and lame.
WOO! the NL won the all star game... its only taken fourteen fckin years. Nobody should be celebratin for that accomplishment. The players should breathe a sigh of relief and get the fuck outta there. Go home and see your kids or wife or other people taht you havent seen in months cuz ur lifes to god damn rugged to enjoy it wit ur family.
... oh wait. they get to avoid families and kids and responsibility like cleanin shit outta a babies anus.
Damn, baseball players got it good.
Basically party life style to the max. Chillin wit bros in the dug out, veggin out, dippin and sippin not worrying about the naggin wifeys wit kids, who should just be content wit that regular fat chuck of change comin through the usps.
U know what be real chill, if u could get a really fancy box to chill in rather than a dugout and maybe get some waiters handed u free booze all the time and mayeb get soem bitches dancin on pols in the corner or soemthing. Thatd be sick.
... oh wait. Thats what the owners do. Shit, steinbrenner and the rest of u fools ... mindset predecessors and imminent occupation enlighteners
... btws this came up when googlin owner's box
what does this mean!!! is this school girl chick some unidentified owners pussy. and if so is it really dangerous to check her out... too sharp of curves? (hence the sign). And what a bout the chevy blazer decal and shit. Really... thats how u gonna pimp that fucker out, make it look like a guidos pt cruiser... shit
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