Wednesday, August 4, 2010

You know what ELVIS always said

THE HOTTER THE BETTER. Elvis had a special glasshouse in his attic where he would wear woolen jumpsuits coated in USA rhinestones, drinking nearly boiling water (ca. 200 degrees fahrenheit) under a 3 foot stack of woolen blankets, with the heat cranking. ELVIS HATED AIR CONDITIONING. If he saw how there was air conditioning in his dad's office behind his house, he wouldve been livid he would have turned off his 3 sidebysidebyside TVs and he and his entourage would have driven his fleet of golf carts over to those responsible, and shot them with a long barreled, mother of pearl handled revolver.

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