SLy's IQ: 80 or 180?!?!?

i hate goin to the movies.
There are so many things i could spend 11 dollars on that i wouldnt regret two hours later... a five guys burger (6), a buffalo chicken cheesesteak (7),  a 12 of yuenger (8), 3 4locos (9), discount montezumas (10... seriously what a deal), a bottle of wine thats cheap but isnt yellowtail thus helping you get in the pants of a woman (11 ... why not) .
WHen i take my self to the movies i imagine i am taking myself on a date that might end later in a little hj but liek a pissed off gf i find myself wondering, where is the sushi, where is the nice beer, where is the pleasurable social atmospher? No i cannot have these simple things i enjoy because i am in a theatre where i must starve through 2 hours of sitting uncomfortably and mantaining complete silence for fear of being hushed by the many tweens and malcontent adults within 20 feet of me (wayyy too close for a two hour span).
Ye t for some reason i purchase a ticket.  and i endure the consequences.
What lured me this time?...
maybe it was the trailor

or maybe it was long list of master class actors




... for whatever reason, i went, i spent, and regret - i did not.

A contemporary absurdist comedic masterpiece - yes
Technically one of the worst movies i have ever seen - yes
is one viewing in a terrible theatre worth 11 dollars - definitely