who woulda guessed it... miley's a sLutTt

OH No everyone's fav, crossover, superstar, (seriously) guilty pleasure has been tainted by the mark of the devil. Let me just use this moment of mourning to expound upon the awful parenting that papa mullet has done. He has allowed his little nugget of gold and semen be mined (and likely drilled) thus making a lot of money so that he doesnt have to make country christian crap anymore... which now that i think about it makes miley something of an angel, or at least until she got stamped under the titty. Billy Gay was only popular cause he brilliantly rhymed achy with breaky and had a terrible stylist. And let me also note that there was likely some foul play involved if a seventeen year old can get a tattoo under her titty... shit probably old man billy willy daughterfucker held up her tit while she got it done.

also check out the creepster scoping out some scandalous seventeen year old booty.