whenever i listen to strawberry jam (Animalhoof 2007 jam) i am immediately flooded with feeling of drugmt induced mirth, hallucinations and apathy. Its awesome. Broadcast's Tender Buttons is a smoky melange of contemplative solitude, blanketing darkness, perpetual philosophical meandering, and now grief (RIP trish.. sorry i didnt write an mournful blog entry bout u, i was in ireland... this will have to do). WHen i hear brightblack morning light's s/t album, motion becomes meaningless and i am eternally subdued and amused by a foggy pot storm of complacent indifference. WHen i listen to panda bros tomboy... now available through the internetssss... i wonder how am i ever gonna warmly reflect on this ultra hip chillwave album if i dont have any money for drugs...
that was a good paragraph and it was all abotu shit i dont know anything about. whole different angle
Baloney Meat Sandwiches. I first heard the expression "Going Ham" from the Pill song "Trap Goin Ham". It Predates the lame Jay Z and Kanye West song. in Trap goin ham he says somethign about "Balogna meat." I liked the expression very much, given how partial i am to balogna meat sandwiches of all varieties. Rick Ross once said something about crab meats, but i think baloney meats are more better. I have been in Rhinebeck with no one for company but three spoiled, misbehaving dogs. i crave balogna meat. i think tonight i am going to get some baloney. i cant fucking wait. tomorrow was going to be the worst day ever, but instead i am going to get baloney, mow some lawn, check out CCS and fuckkkng chiiillllll.
softball is the best sport. it allows you to chill. softball is a sport you can play forever, you do not need to be in good shape or anything. it is mad fun, and i love it
I watched Harry Potter Part 8 last night. it was fukcing awesome. Voldemort really hammed it up. He pretty much turned as goofy and ridiculous as a bond villain by the end. there were lots of times where i was like use your fucking magic harry. when the headress thign was on top of the chair pile and he starts climbing up it, i wanted to be like come on fool use a "knockdownthechairpile" spell. idk a few times he was running around and he would be like damn a metal gate whatever am i to do? fucking blast it with the gatefucking spell. the best was how harry was playing dead while voldemort was going on and on about shit then HP was like SUCK A FAT ONE I WAS ONLY PLAYING!!!! he bounded back to life and kicked voldemort's head in. i had completely forgotten the book. daniel radcliffe is hilarious he is a pretty bad actor. i loved the 19 yrs later bit. they stuffed a cushion under ron's shirt, and then you are supposed to believe emma watson looked a day over 22. it was BAAALLLLLLIN> i fucking love u emma watson. if u ever reading this emma watson i want to get married.
Am making blog post with the iPad. Drug dealers are the worst. If anyone performed at their job as bad as a drug dealer they would totally be fired. Fuxxx that shit imagine if John bobbin had all kinds of different attachments for his cut off dick. The shocker, fists anything
today on the radio i listened to the dumbest music
george thorogoood is retarded. all the songs sound the same. the lyrics are really duuummmb this shit is like southern rap
these lyrics are fucking real its like bob dylan
T.N.T.
I'm Dynamite (oi oi oi)
T.N.T.
And I'll win the fight (oi oi oi)
T.N.T.
I'm a power-load (oi oi oi)
T.N.T.
Watch me explode
I fucking hate referees. i have encountered like maybe one or two decent ones in my whole life (this only pertains to soccer) the kind of people who ref instead of playing are always the biggest douches. they have a smug self satisfaction and are clearly overpaid. usually they don't know the rules, can't tell the difference between a legit foul and a dive, are stupid, fat, in the way of play, and unbelievably self confident. it's funny how the least competent people are the most sure of their abilities. to be fair reffing a a team of mexicans from newburgh is never going to be easy, but still. this is why i feel not the least bit bad about abusing the referee for the entire game, whether i be a spectator or a player. after the game i make sure to tell the ref that he/she has done a horrible job and whatever they are being paid is too much.
IN the same way that i hate refs i also hate cops. they are basicly the same. cops are the dickheads fucking up the game of life. i want life to be a casual pick-up game. unfortunately the man and his army of referees (police) make it into a fucking cup final every day. cops are like referees in their misguided sense of self righteousness and competency. The reaaaalllly stupid and unfunny cop one-liners and little jokes they make at the expense of whoever they are fucking with are terrible. if you really want to know how dumb pigs are listen to their conversations when they are off duty in the bar. they are like mental retards let loose with guns. it must be the first thing they look for when you enter the police academy; IQ under 100? make a great cop. in all honesty i have never encountered a chill cop on duty. i have only ever gotten shit from them and had to endure mind numbing lectures and other shit. like don't lecture me pig i am literally twice as smart as you. maybe there are chill cops, i just havent ever encountered one.
this is typical cop behavior: stupid, belligerent, lazy (via retarded little car), fat, can't stop talking.
this is hot fire, mostly cuz of ma boy willem dafriend killin it
think what they are trying to say is... when u go to nyc to chill wit ur homies and be mad hip, drink jim beam or some even cheaper whiskey so that u can save some bills and open up a bar in detroit... smart moves
