cops and referees

I fucking hate referees. i have encountered like maybe one or two decent ones in my whole life (this only pertains to soccer) the kind of people who ref instead of playing are always the biggest douches. they have a smug self satisfaction and are clearly overpaid. usually they don't know the rules, can't tell the difference between a legit foul and a dive, are stupid, fat, in the way of play, and unbelievably self confident. it's funny how the least competent people are the most sure of their abilities. to be fair reffing a a team of mexicans from newburgh is never going to be easy, but still. this is why i feel not the least bit bad about abusing the referee for the entire game, whether i be a spectator or a player. after the game i make sure to tell the ref that he/she has done a horrible job and whatever they are being paid is too much.
IN the same way that i hate refs i also hate cops. they are basicly the same. cops are the dickheads fucking up the game of life. i want life to be a casual pick-up game. unfortunately the man and his army of referees (police) make it into a fucking cup final every day. cops are like referees in their misguided sense of self righteousness and competency. The reaaaalllly stupid and unfunny cop one-liners and little jokes they make at the expense of whoever they are fucking with are terrible. if you really want to know how dumb pigs are listen to their conversations when they are off duty in the bar. they are like mental retards let loose with guns. it must be the first thing they look for when you enter the police academy; IQ under 100? make a great cop. in all honesty i have never encountered a chill cop on duty. i have only ever gotten shit from them and had to endure mind numbing lectures and other shit. like don't lecture me pig i am literally twice as smart as you. maybe there are chill cops, i just havent ever encountered one.

this is typical cop behavior: stupid, belligerent, lazy (via retarded little car), fat, can't stop talking.