FUcK DA MAN> IM Da MAN

The man is real. the man makes you get a job that makes someone else rich, and u bored. the man makes u go to school as a child instead of having fun/working in a coal mine. (it preps you for the coal mine of the rest of your lyfe) the man says you cant have a good time and drive your car. The man does all sorts of shit. encourages you to have a family and produce more work slave children. The man was identified a long time ago and i knew, but then i forgot, but now i rememebreed. The man is called Panopticon-man. he was first discovered by jeremy bentham in the 1800s. his "unequal gaze" withered everyone. Everyone felt his stare, feared his reprisal before it happened, and followed his rules. this was actually an idea for a crazy prison where everyone would hate themself and the man.

this is panopticon and the homeplace of the man.
Michel Foucault finished figuring it out. everything is related into one giant discipline system. school, hospital, prison, military, government, law, court. They combine to form the man. The man wants to make u work for him so him and his boys (the media, industry, facebook shit like that, credit cards, atms, nasa, the bank) can make u their lifestyle slave.

the man is the worst.

licentious desires

so recently i realized clowning on fbook might be my favorite pasttime... ever. Thats a guilty pleasure, for sure. But ive also come to the point of feeling guilty bout havin an fbook account. Shits so dumb, full of people trying to promote their meme in the most unoriginal way possible. I think the only viable or worthwhile meme on such an obnoxious website is fbook saboteur ... or fbook dooschbag.

The site allows u to click a button and profess ur liking for something. Definitely restrained and meaningles as u cannot dislike or show to what degree u like something. If one likes everything they see not only do people get loads of irritating notifications about it, but the mechanics of liking slowly begin to crumble.
(this is just one tactic to easily confuse and irritate ur friends on fbook)

og fubook dooschbag


honestly kidna feel like this^ dude is like he who must not be named and the internets is our form of wizardy.


on a much more awesome note... had such a sexy model in figure drawing today. petite, tan, boyish haircut, great modest tities, clean cut vag, and soft delicate voice and demeanor... and i know all of this without even speaking to her.

Def makes me perverted and guilty. Kinda feel like i fell in love with a stripper or prostitot. Worse part, how u spose to approach a chick after uve just stared at her mad nudes for 2 hours... feel like its impossible to not come off as a perverted molestor type. Just want to tell her shes a great model with rockin bod. Just want toooo drawwwwwwwwwwww... more nude babes

(kinda like this)

RIP Big L

Big L is probably better than every rapper besides Biggie. As a statement of objective fact I think it is indisputable. Whenever someone kills it, then dies, they are, in a sense, lucky. everyone remembers them as beautiful and good. they are never old, pointless, just cashing in on their reputation. Rappers have a hard time fading away. it's much easier for them to just die, and their legacy is untainted by all of their lyrically weak old man cash-in songs (jay-z). or bloated concepts and bad production (nas) or irrelevency (all the rest of the old rappers who arent retired yet) Either way, Big L just made straight bangers, then he got shot when he was 24. Children of the Corn was such a sick idea. SOmetimes I imagine an alternate universe, where BIggie and Big L lived. SOuthern Rap stayed a regional thing with the odd novelty hit. 50 cent never made it. Jay Z stayed in the shadows. The new wave of pussy rappers like kanye and drake were forced to stay at their original jobs (producer and child actor). Fuck it BIg Pun lived too. there was nothing but good rap music. NIcki MInaj was a video ho and never yelled gibberish in funny voices(on a record). im so sad that everything went down the way it did. Everything bad started with all the good rappers dying. then came Bush, 9/11, all the wars, the shitty economy, Obama, etc. in my alternate universe all of that class music saved us from all of the bad shit.




There is a live version of the gang starr song full clip, with much big L RIPing, not just the one time from the regular one. today on the throwback at noon mr. cee played a half an hour of big L. it was diesel.

Valentine's Day

Today i went out for dinner for a family friend's birthday. She turned 96 today. isnt that very old? She was born before the start of WWI. forget about WWII. please.

in a way these pictures are appropriate for valentines day. indeed all relationships eventually boil down into a ceaseless puddle of hatred, which would be best fought out with poisonous gasses and primitive tanks. It's pretty played out to bitch about relationships and shit on valentines day,  im not trying to hate on peoples happiness. sure i think it is annoying, but i dont really think everyone winds up hating each other and shit. only like 50% of marriages end in divorce, and how few boy/girlfriends(or whatever combo thereof) ever even make it to marriage? if you look at it that way not all relationships end in hatred and sadness, only like 90%.

heartbeats. Some guy walked into the restaurant on his own, drank a beer and left. it would have been odd regularly, but even odder on valentines day.
St. Valentine is 14 diff. valentine's all of whom were martyred as catholics in imperial rome.

there is one of their dome pieces.
whatever this is just a bump in the road to st. patrick's day.

blood on your iphone

Apparently the poor chinamen/women who manufacture iphones and ipads dont rlly like their job that much. They live in a crazy work prison, where all of their activities are micromanaged by their bosses and they have no down time evar basically.

looks like fun. They dislike the work prison so much that they routinely kill themselves. Even though Apple is the favored technology manufacturer of the cultural elite, and seem to promote the idea that user-friendly interface=morally upstanding, Steve JObs has no real problem with the people making his neat little google machines dying for them. I am reminded of some kind of 19th century steel mill or something, where all the immigrant laborers worked 12 hour shifts, and in the end they all got burned or crushed to death or deformity. INstead of the work actually destroying the iphone maker's bodies, like it does in heavy industry, it destroys their minds. In fact he thinks the work prison is pretty much fine, because it has fast food available. So i guess the only conclusion to be reached is that iPhones/iPads are immoral. If people cared about human rights or worker's rights any of that shit they might not purchase these items. you know, enriching a few uptight twats a la steve jobs, while poor chinamen leap to their death off of a factory roof. (In a bid to lighten the conscience of iphone users, apple co. shill and avowed steve jobs dickriding publication wired magazine talked positively about the anti suicide nets installed at the factory, and the relatively low proportion of workers who killed themselves. Is wired to apple what vice is to american apparel?)

WOOOOOOoooooo

drivin into the beer distributor this mornin, windows down, techno blastin, dude gettin in his car turns around, and gives me possibly the most epic wooooo ever.

Boy was not clownin jsut bein the boss. Why arent more people as chill as this dude. Why dont more people realize that im on a killer bender. that im just tryin to party. Just came back from night of mayhem and drunkenness in philly and am goin back to go get another 24 pack of steel reserve (btws 15 bucks for 24, 16 oz. best deal on planet)

and now im watchin this.



yes. that was eddie murphy

MAKING ME FEEL UNCOMFORTABEL

howard stern is kind of weird. people really loved that shit, but i think his cleverness lies in surrounding himself with people who are funnier than him.

Goodbye Grocer

we miss u. not so much. we wish u were better.

SEPARATED at Birth????

Julian from Trailer Park Boys. this is a critically acclaimed Tv Show about hilarious white-trash gangsters from Poughkeepsie   Nova Scotia.

Noah Chasin, famous in a tentious sense, also Bard art History professor. He likes to big-up himself and wear bapes. also bullshit about buildings and architecture. he has the world's ugliest hat in his possession and wears it on field trips to nyc.

PusSY StoRm

feel like theres already been a mad sweet title like this before. Dont remember though and really dont care. Just all pissed off by all the pussywillow herbs who be so soft theyre terricloth. Yeah if u have made small talk with any person living in america lately u have heard about some snow/ice thats gonna fall and make it so nobody can go to work.

THink its a joke, think no snow is comin... think its a conspiracy from terrorists that are just out to halt the american economy. Already heard about so many fools who are just not gonna go to work. About as pussy as clay matthews hair. straight crooked... and wait what troy is a fan of cher? what? Somebody needs to man up and his name is gonna be James Harrison. Done.

o btws



^ Only storm i give a damn about



^ found that while looking for halle berry nude... god loves me