EPIC BEARD MAN REVISITED

epic beard man spits mad knowledge. im not sure if he was even more dominant as a young gunner, or did he enhance his power with age. he reminds me of gandalf, being both old and wise but also insanely powerful. ian mckellan might have enhanced his gandalf by studying with epic beard man.

if i said epic beard man was my father... would you believe me?
The truth is dat dude has children everywhere in oakland, woman cant keep his dick out of their snatches... serioulsy though if he wants it in there its goin in and when he cums bitches stomachs explode