DOs and DONTs

look over there; it's McLovin on a European vacation.

HOLD on a sec fooooll ... but btw...

this is hot fire, mostly cuz of ma boy willem dafriend killin it



think what they are trying to say is... when u go to nyc to chill wit ur homies and be mad hip, drink jim beam or some even cheaper whiskey so that u can save some bills and open up a bar in detroit... smart moves

Evan, you need to check your boy

im waiting to really get down to business but so much ammunition has been provided that i believe the time is nigh to really clown on a clown. a real clown. going to get a clowning.

art

I'm not really qualified to write about art, having been a history major in college, but i did take a few art history classes, and take a small interest in the arts, especially when my friends have made them. not so much music though, solo los arts visual. neways i checked out adams film show, which felt more like being in a aquarium, which was a vibe i rlly liked (instead of a film senior project that is a movie screening as many others are). i love aquariums (no troy mcclure) boats and shit. photo show. that was fun too.

i hate my job

couldn't find the real video with the original version.

osama bin laden: shot in bed

i dont really like all the cheering after osama bin laden died. it reminds me of some shit they would do in one of the ignorant third world countries that hate america. cheering on 9/11. this is the same kind of dumb. this kind of makes america look bad, and is the most see-through kind of blatant jingoistic pandering. funny from a man who promised "hope" and "change". not to mention that the whole story sounds suspect as shit. since when did they bother with islamic funeral tradition for the thousands of other muslims killed in the war on terror.

this video is great. i like how all the conspiracy theories (all of which i believe in) were worked into the one video. i just saw natural born killers, i thought it was heavy handed message about violence in the media or some shit, but still good, then i saw all the bin laden shit, and maybe thats sort of how things are.

YEAH BUDDY!

aint nothin to it but to do it. nothin but a peanut


LIGHTWEIGHT
everybody wants to be a body builder, dont nobody want to lift this heavy ass weight, ill do it tho.

Saki and Sake = Bougie and Boozy

"The great galleon lay in semi-retirement under the sand and weed and water of the northern bay where the fortune of war and weather had long ago ensconced it. Three and a quarter centuries had passed since the day when it had taken the high seas as an important unit of a fighting squadron - precisely which squadron the learned were not agreed. The galleon had brought nothing into the world, but it had, according to tradition and report, taken much out of it. But how much? "

^ sick prose

and like the ship that this speaks of, saki's writing also laid hidden waiting to be uncoverd by me. He was a brit with sarcasm, smooth style, a taste for decadence and disdain for a society that scorned his "lifestyle choices". Totes like me!... cept his lifestyle choices were to be oscar wylin (wit dudes) and mine are to just wyle out on partyin. But was Saki [H. H. (Hector Hugh... gots to steal that name) Munro] a mindset predecessor???... for sure.



his satirical wit and casual humor is def worthy of envy.
And fortunately this website makes his style accessible for quick consumption at all times (almost like a blog from 100 years ago) http://haytom.us/

pretty sick if u dont have no money for books and cable and stuff...

but then again if ur cool like me u read first editions.

btws ... how can u not appreciate a dude that cherishes the drinkin of green chartreuse
"Personally, I can't see where the difficulty in choosing suitable presents lies. No boy who had brought himself up properly could fail to appreciate one of those decorative bottles of liqueurs that are so reverently staged in Morel's window--and it wouldn't in the least matter if one did get duplicates. And there would always be the supreme moment of dreadful uncertainty whether it was creme de menthe or Chartreuse--like the expectant thrill on seeing your partner's hand turned up at bridge. People may say what they like about the decay of Christianity; the religious system that produced green Chartreuse can never really die. "

zack galifinwackis

zack galifinakis i do not find funny. he always seems like he is trying too hard. often movies and stuff have dumb shit that you are required to suspend disbelief for. in true blood the guy who turns into a dog, what if he were to impregnate a dog. would the offspring become a dog? or maybe a dog that could turn into a person. if he turns into a dog but is still thinking like a human, would his half dog child maybe turn into a person that was as dumb as a dog? he would transform into a naked, slobbering stupid human. he would just eat dog food and pant.

how crazy is the celtics-knicks game tho