Fuck The world CUp

FUCK GHANA

FUCK PARAGUAY

FUCK BRAZIL (ESPECIALLY KAKA)


i love playin soccer. I enjoy watchin soccer. Therefore i have to watch this shit. But truly its shit. oh and...

FUCK REFEREES (cept maybe this one.. hes funny)

ITs YOUR WEdding! ... so get ready to see all ur relatives real drunk and stupid

fo realz, this is what happens. I'm pretty sure most people are aware of that but what i dont understand is why they tolerate it. I mean shit if im having a wedding and my wifes paretns are paying for it, im gonna have it done up in such an ignorant fashion that only i can enjoy myself and get really hammered.

It would be a protest to the absurdity of most weddings which are unecessarily expensive and extravagant college parties, in which there are too many relatives to freely get ur freak on. I'm actually pleasantly suprised incest is not more prevalent at wedding receptions.
The problem is weddings are becoming more and more popular, due to the curiosity of the human spirit and the universal realization that partners are nags and the receptionist down the hall is a slut. So now people also gotta recognize that the wedding is no longer as sacred as jesus and homophobe politicians tell us it is. So instead of wastin money on these expensive semi lame parties that leave everyone half drunk with a guilty case of blue balls, they should just go to a bar, tell people its their wedding and get mad free drinks.

(o sidenote: if gay people were really pissed off about the no marriage shit, theyd start crashing wedding receptions and try to take advantage of the newly married, wasted groom or bride, then we'd really see how sacred that bond is. - definitely a progressive form of protest)

luV's got the WOrld in motion

im dying the slow death of having noone with whom i can go out to dinner. Everyone is out of college and living with their bullshit "families" and their middle-american-value-having "loving mothers" insist that the whole family sit down together and eat whatever gruel she managed to slop together from some frozen packets of shit from the a&p. Fuck you and your families. today i went to the fucking bar alone in order to watch the soccer game that disney chose to only show on their mainstream terrestrial network known as ABC and not on the internet streaming for free. no one would go to the bar on a sunday afternoon; they were all trapped in their mundane lives. HOW QUICKLY they have all forgotten the unlimited fun-time that was college. why is my family "cool" enough to leave me home alone and not be bothering me with dumb shit like "force family togetherness time" (maybe some people actually value the mundane conversation i imagine they have with their families) kinda selfish but i wish all of the people i like chilling with would emancipate themselves from all responsibility, including work on weekends and families.

HBO devoted a whole critically acclaimed series to the hypocrisies of family life, especially amongst the most retardedly family-oriented of all people: italians.

it must make dinner awkward, knowing that god is a made-up superstition, designed to comfort pre-modern people and make them feel better about their shitty lives. with today's high standards of living, freely available alcohol, drugs, highly functional/stylish consumer goods (hd tv, smart phones, pimpin sneakers, denim jeans, ikea cutlery, etc.) god is no longer necessary. stop being a luddite and give up the bullshit. your family_life has been superseded by socializing. GOOD RIDDANCE

if WISHESH were FISHESH

what fucking good would that do? not like its that easy to catch unlimited fishes, and seeing how many fucking wishes i have i would need like a massive commercial trawler to even out a dent in all of my myriad wishes. sure we'd all cast nets, but then there wouldnt be any fucking wishes left anyway. maybe thats how it is. the ocean of intangible goodness is depleted by bitches on supersweet 16 and their ilk (spoiled rich kids) much like the actual ocean's lack of fish the ocean of goodness has been overfished. instead of being overfished by giant floating factories that travel for months and freeze the fish onboard nd whtnot, these oceans have been overfished by wealthy people the world over. when they wish for shit they get it. "i wish to fuck around and do nothing for my whole life, yet still have nigh on unlimited access to fun, brilliant consumer goods, influence, and anything else my heart desires" then the overseer of wishes answers: "ive evaluated your wish for everything, at first i was going to say you've done nothing in your trite life to deserve all of the shit u want but then i realized you have rich parents, so why dont u go ahead and take it. i'll just deny that aids orphan's wish to make up for it"

burger king

imagine leaving a party and going by burger king to get some grub, thats great probably going to get a whopper and onion rings. youre walking up, when some gangster in the parking lot starts fighting with a bum, and then shoots the BK security guard. That suxxx. then the gansgter blames you. uh oh! because it is the south nd shit and the victim was an off duty cop u get railr0aded. now u on death row. Check the title link----->>>>

c0cAiN3 c0wBoyZz

once upon a time i was all "painting blowwwz" it's no fun fun fun atall, i totz wish i was all drinking and pAArtying n shit. then i realized; you could say that i "found out"... that fucking house painting rules. it's rlly easy and you hardly have to even turn on your brain. Instead of wasting time, and making yourself have to pee every 15 minutes drinking until your brain stops working, you can just paint all day and slow the ol' brain right down. shit if you started painting early in the morning your brain might never get out of second gear. if you follow the car analogy, drinking in the morinng is probably more like doing neutral drops, or trying to catch air in a dodge neon-----> guaranteed to destroy. check the title link. crabcakes n football that's what ??someplace?? does.

durrrrrrr uhhhhhhh shiiiiit i dont even mkknwowww painting fuxxx u uppppppp. you feel this shit cuz? mah brain is in like toddler mode. haha yeah bro you look retarted, maybe u should drink some water or lay down or something. naaaaaaaaahhhhh im good, let me hit that roller, that shit is real easy.

im a vampire, tru blood like sookie

its a holiday season of doing nothing and watching soccer, unfortunately for people living in north korea, theyre not watching anything but state sanctioned highlights and reading this news report

oh and new tru blood---->> ruthlessssssss

MALI

it sucks
its one of the poorest nations in the world
is that really justification to steal goals from americas world cup team?
i dont think so

fuck george bush
i bet that ref makes more than $1.25 a day even though half the people in his country arent.
i bet hes even gettin a bonus from the slovenians right now.
In mali they play soccer with a bundle of rags as a ball (i read it on wikipedia, its true)... i doubt that they even have fouls or offsides,
just saying... 30-47% of malians are literate.

ali farka toure is pretty cool though

because he appreciates american blues

the world cup and the lion king

there is a bonanza of tribal sounding drums and chants accompanying the graphics that come up on either side of commercvial breaks for the world cup(at least on bbc and rte) This is retarded. when the world cup is elsewhere aka duetschland, koreajapan, et al. there is a technstyles ambient montage of music or some kind of epic sounding classical music as there is at every other soccer football tournament. not afrika tho, they get some fucking network in house music guy to tape the lion king on broadway and play little bits of it while desmond tutu dances.imagine if for koreajapan (one place) they played some hilariously stereotyoical pan asian music [that wouldve actually been hilarious] opening ceremonies of major sporting events can suck a dick. they should be reserved affairs where past sporting heroes and political leaders wave and hold up a trophy or somehting. the summer olympics can suck a dick too, compared to the world cup. fuxxx u china i boycotted beijoiing 08.

whhhyyyyyyyy whhhyyyyyy. at least its not a psuedo communist dictatorship flexing nutz, but still this is retarted.

Golden Tate and his sticky Fate

ok dude is 21. He just got drafted by the seattle seahawks as a wr. And now he has to go and break in to a closed donut shop so he can snack on some "irresistible" Top POT maple bars.

How God Damn bOloGnaAA was this MAN!?!?!
-why is no one addressing the Fact that the seahawks jsut drafted a massive stoner. everyone is all chattering about whether or not its a big crime or not. i mean the cops let him go and shit but he did break in a place of business when closed and steal things... ohhhh nooo is this a big deal is it not, i dont knooooowwww????

NO its not a big deal. The big deal is that the boy is a pot head and this doughnut shop has a great marketing department. TOP POT, damn their just welcoming druggies, hippies, stoners, and dumb young football players with open arms.

Why the hell don't other companies utilize blatant references to weed and drugs in order to attract customers. Perhaps cuz their fraid theyll get burglarised.

But in reality golden tate has a baller name.
Which is great and all but if he goes out and theives maple bars when hes stoned... whats he do when he gets drunk or trip balls? well first of all he prob parties really hard, which is awesoem but i also foresee in the next five years Golden tate raping a bitch and merking a dick and getting off.

i want to waco the shit out of scientology

tom cruise is the worst. everyone agrees on this. some people have been of the opinion that his character in tropic thunder, jooish hollywood agent-man was tots hilarious. this is a fallacy. that character was not funny. watching the self congratulatory ramblings of a lunatic made me irritated that said lunatic was allowed to appear before the general public, he belongs in a brutal, victorian era insane asylum. tom cruise imitating jeremy piven's ari gold character from entourage was unfunny. his was a half-assed attempt to recapture whatever relevance he may have had ca. top gun (no homo). i heard he performed at the viacom event known as the mtv movie awards alongside a fly girl from in living color, as this jewish agent character. i hope jeremy piven slaps tom cruise w/ a big plagiarism. actually plagiarism would indicate a half-way decent rip-off. tom cruise rips off ari gold so badly as to seem that he had never worked in hollywood. its all well and good to joke about the age old truth that the entertainment business is run by jewish businessmen, but at least be funny about it. tom cruise doesnt take jokes about his own even more silly religious beliefs too well (applicable towards all organized religions i think) i think a full investigative report regarding "l. Ron HubbUrd presents: Scientology: battle field earth and teh chronicles of xenu" as the stupidest religion this side of every other one ( but especially islam)[jk jk] {the stupidest is probably protestants}


hahahha im a big jooooo. LOLzzz.
wtf did u say bout may b0y L. Ron? im bout to sic my thet0n powers on U!! nd if that fails hack your wikipedia and hassle u with endless lawsuits. u kno how we do

PosTCOllegeEE DEpression... (its worse than having a baby)

College does not make u an alcoholic.
Graduating college does.



Binge drinking is not developing a habit.
Binge drinking is developing survival skills.



Although beer is often personified: a fallen soldier, a brewdog, wine's poverty stricken brother, the key to malty man love, the blood of the brew dude, brewski, cold water sandwich, liquid sleep, post-party cologne, Beast, Beast ICE, a growler, King Colt, a tall one, a flat one, a cold one, a bud, a Canadian, Ninkasi (for whom the modern beer was named) and although many of those aren't actually personification...you must remember, no matter how friendly a beer looks... it will never replace your human friends

WAtCh THIs

its watch instantly on netflix.
...and if u dont have a netflix account, what is wrong wit u.
do u not have a twitter account either?>????>?>?
what about a blog, u cant tell me u dont have a blog.

MY GOD, are u livin in the 20th century or somethin u herb. Get ur shit together and get some technology...then watch this movie.



if u ever wondered what makes a great movie, its simple: reckless manslaughter, undeniably necessary nudity, and a badass monster hero

the bridge center, and other places {what up to my homy clonaslee bill}

the coal gap, the bog road, the idle corner, cully lane, long jim's, one eyed dan's, the path field, the convent, old kieran's, the bog moor... idk. places have crazy names. right now i am in a tiny mall aka shopping center. this place is an embarrasment, it makes the previously discussed jefferson valley mall look like the westchester. this place is mad provincial and shit. its kinda weird to sleep---> rlly rlly far away from all other houses (ca. miles) kick the geto plastic soccer ball most of the day, go on walks. beautiful scenery. lots of family history stuff. confused about who is who. think i have a massive extended family i dont even know. in america noone has any family at all. people might have like some cousins and aunts and uncles and shit. they dont know the full history of everyone who ever married into their family for 200 yrs tho do they?. (rhetorical question they dont: dont even try it\)rlly down with these 3€ sneakers they have. noone seems to wear them. i dont think they have hipsters here. maybe i am in the north dakota of ireland: most rural and backwards status. (again rhetorical, obvi i am in the most rural and backwards place maybe in western europe. portugal and the south of italy aside) whatevs rockin and rollin. bulls are scary motherfuckers, helped pen one so it could get an injection, they are like 1000 plus lbs and have vicious potenital [also delicious potential via angus status]

not to be all self referential but livestock painting? might have to do a clonaslee bill portrait