zack galifinwackis

zack galifinakis i do not find funny. he always seems like he is trying too hard. often movies and stuff have dumb shit that you are required to suspend disbelief for. in true blood the guy who turns into a dog, what if he were to impregnate a dog. would the offspring become a dog? or maybe a dog that could turn into a person. if he turns into a dog but is still thinking like a human, would his half dog child maybe turn into a person that was as dumb as a dog? he would transform into a naked, slobbering stupid human. he would just eat dog food and pant.

how crazy is the celtics-knicks game tho

CAMRON making movies again

MEmoRies pt. II

Sometimes i wonder how many meaningful experiences I have. for years now every day has gone on to the next and every week on to the next. It always surprises me how quickly a month goes by. shit every week is a blur. what have i done in all this time? I often have a feeling that I don't have enough time to take care of all the shit I want/need to do. this isn't true, but it is how i feel.
After the last few years all i have is some stories about drinking. I feel like kenny powers, except as a washed up student not baseball player. I think that stories about drinking are all that many people have to show for themselves. well some people have a future and other things. they are herbs. people who have their shit together are probably herbs. )DEFNINITELY HERBS)

AciD MeMOrIEs

boards (of canada for u noobs) have an ep/mad early release titled that and when i was but a wee youth listening to it i wondered if the relaxin ambient thrills and chills that rushed through my body were akin to actual acid memories. Daydreamin about drugs is kinda weird when ur but a tyke, but totally worth it. Drugs are awesome. I just awoke from a dream in whcih i was trippin on acid. My brain remmebred the effect so perfectly that i was able to enjoy all the sublime characteristics of trippin includin... openness, social unawareness/kinda awkwardness, entertaining hallucinations, heightened sense of touch, artistic genius, displaced feeling of being... and many other fantastic sensations.

its kinda like this for all u nooby druggy bros


whenever i listen to strawberry jam (Animalhoof 2007 jam) i am immediately flooded with feeling of drugmt induced mirth, hallucinations and apathy. Its awesome. Broadcast's Tender Buttons is a smoky melange of contemplative solitude, blanketing darkness, perpetual philosophical meandering, and now grief (RIP trish.. sorry i didnt write an mournful blog entry bout u, i was in ireland... this will have to do). WHen i hear brightblack morning light's s/t album, motion becomes meaningless and i am eternally subdued and amused by a foggy pot storm of complacent indifference. WHen i listen to panda bros tomboy... now available through the internetssss... i wonder how am i ever gonna warmly reflect on this ultra hip chillwave album if i dont have any money for drugs...


(more acid gifs... sooo gooooood wooooo)

2 balls one cup

REMEMEBR THAT BRO!!! lolz "to be better than someone is to be worse than all" lolz. when u get beat by 2 noobs at beer pong how does it feel???

OH THIS CURSED OGRABME

damn it how he nicks 'em!
the fed loved this cartoon, a staple of high school social studies DBQ questions.
The Fed is a mindset predecessor in the same mold as MIchael Roberts, Byron Crawford,
etc.

wrongly maligned barry bonds

barry bonds gets punished for being too good. it is true. he might not have even done steroids, he never admitted it or tested positive. what is known is that he is actually one of the best hitters ever. he gets no cred because he is unapologetically good. he wont bow down to the bob costas whiteboy fandom, or the bro shit over at espn. he doesnt give a shit. barry bonds grew up with money and fame, he isnt humble or appreciative. basically he was born rich, is a phenomenal athlete and that's that. why should he put on some kind of humility act? some athletes are arrogant (tiger, cristano ronaldo, kobe, lebron) but make very halfhearted attempts at presenting some kind of relatable facade. these halfhearted attempts please the sports media and usually they present these athletes in a positive light, paving the way for endorsements and whatnot. barry bonds does not give a FUCKKKK.

talking to his lawyer

this guy is prosecuting barry bonds. he is an asshole. 

greg anderson is tough, he goes to jail instead of testifying

this slut used to bone barry bonds, now she is testifying
against him

the government is clearly riddled with waste. how, when we run a deficit every year can they afford to prosecute barry bonds. every person taking part in the prosecution's case should be tried for treason. they are bankrupting this country and slandering a great american.

laziness as an evolutionary trait

thats the troof btws.  If u didnt know, u shoudl realize cuz the world would be better off if everyone jsut decided to relax a little & work a little less (thus allowing others to get some work and hang outs wit them all).  If we develop a trait of laziness that becomes dominant in the massive gene pool then we will be able to slow down population growth and not having to kill peeps off  thereby maintain some unsustainable resources, and b more easily satisfied with our banal existences. all we gotta do is b lazy and not do stuff so much (like driving and eating and procreating and businessing and sporting and other such energy expending tasks).



When im not being lazy i gotta go to some auction house and work for free and shit cuz im dumb.  The other day while we were sellin mad books and shit, i had to watch over our stash and some dood came up and wanted to see the jfk material (shoutout to my wylin boss who gots an interview on channel 6 bout that shit yesterday, woooo!?!?!).  Dood would not stop ravin about how depressin it was that two guys got killed for no reason (jfk and oswald).  I indulged his ramblings and let him verbally jizz in my ear for about an hour on how the cias a bitch and all, because well u gots to entertain the customer i guess.  But anyways the whole time i couldnt help but think, whats this dood trying to achieve by buying all of jfks pens and shit.  Like is he making a shrine where he can reincarnate the guy and he can save us from the evil obamicator?  i dont knows i feel liek with all the time this dood has spent on conspiracy theorizing hes got to have realized that all those politic shits are just distractions in order to make us public feel connected, therefore the best use of his money would be to rebel/ buy drugs/ get completely disconnected from everything.



btws not advocating doing drugs, stuffs mad bads for u! ( just fake it and piss off ur fam and the law)

10.0 and beyond.

i bet pitchforxxx (tm) want to take back their my beautiful dark twisted self indulgent lyrically weak over hyped fantasy review. it could be the quickest about face ever. surely now people realize it was all about the hyyype. some kind of old rappers said dont believe the hype. everyone did. kanye west, always seeking artisitc relevance probabl jizzed himself about the pitchfork review. shit he full on went for a good alt review when it came to this album. mashing up the rappers with ironic/not ironic hip appeal (ross, pusha, etc. ) with his patented major label hype machine  loudly proclaiming the genius of his production. hmmmmm. i love kanye west sometimes. when he called goerige bush out for not liking alt ppl. but my kardashian fanstassy was a bit too much. he now believes his own hype. because he is rich and successful, no rapper will ever come out with a diss track. thats how it works. i wish jay z had to becoem ja rule when nas, prodigy and camron were hating on him. FACT nas, prodigy and camron are better than jay-z.
CCCCHHHHIIIILLDDSSS PLLLAAAAYYYYYYYYYY

soccer, work and the claddagh

MAAAANNn, i went went out last weekend for the first time in a minute. i had mad fun. didnt get so f-ed the f up that i had a hangOVER. i was just CHILLING> nah mean . thikning about starting a tumbler. i think it is like a blog that is image focused. i think you get alot of hits if you focus on one specific kind of naked/half naked woman picture. (aka cleagave,tumbly.org or u know shit like that) typing is bullshit. i fucking hate it. all of my communicatons i want to have in person or on phone. i also hate phone. i caneled my cell phone planm. if ur my fwend u can call my house phone. or we can do google instant messanger. f- yeah!. srsly tho. i am over all of the texty. no mas texty for me. i had 2 beers at work then 6 in the bar, thursday is hardcore. LULSSSS.

ODD FUTuRE [byrd] gang of juggleohs can't hang w/ YO's finest./ i